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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4814 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
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