Cetitan Minecraft Servers

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  • SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

    SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin our fun.

    And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

    So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftMastery98%

    MineCraftMastery98%

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being just average at everything? Do you want to show off your skills and dominate like a Minecraft pro? Look no further than our server, where 98% of players will bow down to your superior gaming prowess! Join us and become the ruler of the blocky world, where even the creepers fear your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your epic skills and leave the competition in the dust. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft god!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

    DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha so this server is like a crazy battlefield, just like Ukraine attacking a Russian oil refinery with drones! you can be a part of the chaos and destruction, blowing up stuff and causing mayhem on this server. join now if you want to be a drone pilot in Minecraft and show off your mad skills in a virtual war zone. come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomCraft: Drone Wars

    BoomCraft: Drone Wars

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our server where we have more explosions than a russian refinery getting drone striked!!! watch as the world around you goes BOOM BOOM BOOM! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand! who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop explosions?!?!? BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UltraLungDetect 2.0 – Pneumonia vs COVID

    UltraLungDetect 2.0 – Pneumonia vs COVID

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey you, yeah you, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well guess what, our new AI can detect 97% of lung diseases! like, how crazy is that? it can even tell if you got pneumonia or COVID-19 just by looking at ultrasound videos. join now and let our AI save your virtual lungs while you build epic structures and battle creepers. trust me, you won’t find this kind of medical expertise on any other minecraft server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this lung-detecting party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

    Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where you can anal mating press henya to your heart’s content! And not just any henya, we’re talking top-tier, grade A henya here. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the sheer joy of anal mating pressing henya on this server. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the henya mating pressing begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NotAHeroJustBlocky

    NotAHeroJustBlocky

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoH8JustM8Craft

    NoH8JustM8Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing “it is what it is” all the time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of boring catchphrases! On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have banned the use of any overused expressions. They communicate solely through interpretive dance and elaborate hand gestures. Join us and never hear those dreaded words again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!

    XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

    LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP