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Best Drumpf Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you yawn louder than a sleepy llama? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, cows dance the cha-cha, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of singing villagers and a pet wolf that can recite Shakespeare. Need resources? No problem! Our mines are filled with diamonds the size of your head and trees that grow pizza slices instead of leaves.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon watches in awe. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Come on in and let the fun begin! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime. #SorryNotSorry #BestServerEver #DrumpfWho?

Smut Minecraft SMP Scribbler

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2523
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Looking for some spicy drama and romance in your virtual life? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a chance to find your very own e-boyfriend or e-girlfriend who will meet you in person and write the steamiest dirty talk and smut you’ve ever seen. Our server is filled with femanons and anons alike, all looking for love and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. From secret affairs to epic betrayals, you never know what drama will unfold next. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyBallScratcher

ah, anxiety, autism, ball scratcher, confrontation skills, CraftyBallScratcher, dice, dnd, female player, geek shop, GRABBING, Junk, scratching, social cues, spectrum, UNCOMFORTABLE, WIBTA

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward encounters with dice-scratching players and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us and leave behind the discomfort of sitting next to someone who can’t read social cues and spends hours pulling and scratching at their junk while you try to focus on the game.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing dice with questionable players or feeling uncomfortable during gameplay. Instead, you can team up with fellow gamers who know how to keep their hands to themselves and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

So come on over to our server and leave the awkwardness behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our players – just make sure it’s not the kind that needs to be kept in their pants! Join now for a wild ride of hilarious encounters and unforgettable moments.

CuttingTiesMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Closure, Communication, cutting ties, CuttingTiesMC, emotional health, forgiveness, healing, Healing Process, letting go, moving on, personal growth, red flags, self love, Self Respect, self-care, smp, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic players on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to escape the drama and cut out all the negativity from your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where griefers are turned into adorable bunnies, trolls are transformed into friendly villagers, and hackers are banished to a realm of endless creepers. Our server is like a virtual therapy session where you can let go of all the stress and just focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with like-minded players.

So, if you’re ready to say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of fun-loving adventurers, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the healing begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBusterCraft

accomplishment, BlockBusterCraft, Dedication, determination, goal achieved, growth mindset., hard work, inner strength, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal achievement, personal growth, Proud, reaching milestones, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, self-discipline, success

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the time I built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks on this epic Minecraft server. It was so tall, I swear I could see the moon from the top! And don’t even get me started on the time I tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. It was epic, I tell you!

But enough about me, you should totally join this Minecraft server because we have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who love to pull pranks and have dance parties in the virtual town square. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

GeneCraft: Trait Quests & Meta Fun

behavioral genetics, behavioral traits, data analysis, discoveries, Fun, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic influences, Genetic Loci, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, Human Behavior, Links, Meta, meta analysis, nature vs nurture, Personality, Personality development, personality traits, psychological traits, Quests, research, trait, Traits

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

yo, join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got genes shaping personality traits up in here! like, we discovered over 200 genetic loci across five personality traits, fam. so if you wanna be the most lit player on the server, you gotta join us and unlock your true genetic potential. who needs diamonds when you got personality traits, amirite? come thru and let your genes guide you to victory, bruh. #geneticallyblessed #personalitypowerhouse #minecraftmadness

What is the IP for IBella Minecraft Server?

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

skyopal

Adventure, Beginner, Community, Economy, Events, Friends, Fun, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Seasoned, Shop, Skills, Skyblock, strategies, Structures, Survival, Trade, wealth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Welcome to Sky Opal Survival!

Sky Opal Survival is a unique server that offers players the opportunity to enjoy both an exciting skyblock experience and the classic survival world. Our server encourages a style of play that is focused on endurance, creativity, and community. Whether you’re trying to get to the top on your island or surviving by gathering resources in the vast world, Sky Opal Survival has something for everyone!

Our server has a unique game economy. Discover different ways to collect resources, trade, and accumulate wealth. The shop system, which offers especially rich content, offers players a wide range of items. Build new structures on your island or in the vast world, cooperate with your friends to build a strong community, and overcome difficulties.

Sky Opal Survival provides an environment that appeals to players of all levels. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned survivalist, here you can showcase your skills, develop new strategies, and be part of a fun community. Are you ready to step into a world full of events, quests, and special rewards?

Come on, join Sky Opal Survival and start your own survival adventure!

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Crafty D2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the Dota 2 International Finals! That’s right, you can watch the action live while building your own virtual world. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and Dota 2 combined?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with magical powers that will turn you into a pro gamer in no time. Say goodbye to noob status and hello to victory! Plus, we have a bug tracker that will make you feel like a real-life game developer. You can report bugs, fix glitches, and become the hero of the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!