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BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Runes Activated:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Players Killed by Monsters:	7893
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.