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FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8366
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	683070	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Animals Bred:	185	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5198
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2576
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	258	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6060	Void Armor Forged:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Orbs of Power Found:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Potions Brewed:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	8953
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!