Central Stupidity Agency – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft Moron HQ
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Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.
So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

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MudMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, Architecture, Challenges, Communication, Community, Competition, creativity, Cross-Play, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, innovation, Minecraft, multiplayer, Progression, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Social, Survival, Survival Games, teamwork, Vanilla

Hypixel	MudMC
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server network	– Owned by popular YouTuber, Mud Flaps
– Wide variety of minigames	– Focus on SMP & civilization events
– Active player base	– Java & Bedrock supported
– Regular updates and new content
Cons	Cons
– Can be overcrowded at times	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some minigames may have long wait times

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel has a larger player base compared to MudMC.
Which server is owned by a popular YouTuber?	MudMC is owned by the popular YouTuber, Mud Flaps.
Does MudMC support both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, MudMC supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
Which server offers a wide variety of minigames?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames.

PurrfectCraft: Where Cats Rule and History is Meowde
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cats are getting in on the action! Join us and you’ll find a world where feline overlords reign supreme and demand tribute in the form of fish and catnip.
Our server is the only place where your cat can become a virtual ruler, spouting off about their lands and history to anyone who will listen. Who knew that your fluffy companion had such a rich backstory?
Join us now and discover a land where cats hold all the power, and you’ll have to navigate their whims and demands if you want to survive. Can you handle the chaos of a world run by our feline friends? Join us and find out!

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Mr. Creeper’s Funhouse: Where Explosions and Laughs Collide!
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Oh, Mr. Rogers? He’s got nothing on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on rainbow-colored llamas, and discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden carrots. So come on over and join the craziest Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

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Cool peppers Minecraft server Minecraft
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The owner of the Minecraft Cool Peppers server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
m9.joinserver.ru:25964

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Squeek’s Minecraft Server
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https://www.twitch.tv/squeekemsThis server is only live while I am! It is a classic 1 hour deathban server. If anyone dies on the server, they are banned for an hour. I am not immune to the deathban. Come find and kill me if you so desire. It has happened once before! xD
https://discord.gg/WyzgE3j6b8Join my Discord for an updated schedule and to receive notifications for when I go live. I stick to the week-of schedule I post every Sunday. You will have every opportunity to plan to play along with everyone else! Deathbans are wiped every stream so you should be able to reconnect right at the beginning of my stream even if you died right at the end of my last stream. 😉
squeeksminecraft.ddns.net

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Alien Invaders Unite: Phase LOLz Minecraft Server
#youtube, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Character References, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Ex-Tsunderia, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, lolz, Minecraft, Official Schedule, Official Website, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, Previous thread, Prism, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, Small Corpos, tcgia, Thread Template, twitch, twitter, unite, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., VReverie Extended, Yubicraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for some epic block-building action!
Join us for a chance to build alongside Kaneko Lumi, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or team up with Fuura Yuri, who once built a castle so grand that even the Ender Dragon was impressed.
But wait, there’s more! Dizzy Dokuro will show you how to craft the perfect potion for all your mining adventures, while Jelly Hoshiumi will guide you through the treacherous Nether like a pro.
And if that’s not enough, Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery builds, while Remilia Nephys will enchant you with her magical creations.
But that’s not all! Chisaka Airi will teach you how to farm like a pro, Amanogawa Shiina will lead you on epic quests, and Himemiya Rie will show you how to tame a pack of wolves for your very own Mine-dog army.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Just be sure to watch out for Komachi Panko’s prank traps – you never know when you’ll step on a block of TNT!

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Blocky Bonanza: Craft, Chat, and LOL with ‘/dft/’ Minecraft Server!
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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can talk about your weirdest fetishes, post tags, and even have a good ol’ fappy time? Look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky!
Join us for the Cardio Bunny Edition, where we run around in Minecraft like maniacs while discussing our favorite fetishes. Want to talk about your love for llama roleplay? We’ve got you covered. Feel like sharing your obsession with slime blocks? We’re all ears. And when you need to release some tension, just hop on Discord and have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.
So why wait? Join us now and let your wildest fantasies run wild in the most absurd Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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Badcraft VS Hypixel

Anarchy, chaosallowed, Cross-Play, Economy, griefandraid, hackfreemc, Javabedrock, Nocheats, Playerdriven, Pureminecraft, PvE, PvP, sandboxworld, Survival, unmoderated, Vanilla, vanillaonly

Hypixel vs Badcraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Some mini-games may have long wait times
Frequent updates and events	Premium membership may be required for certain features

Badcraft

Pros	Cons
Pure vanilla Minecraft experience	No safeguards against griefing or raiding
Player-driven decisions	No protection for player structures
No hacks, cheats, or exploits	No preset economy

FAQs

Why should I choose Hypixel over Badcraft?

Hypixel offers a more structured and diverse gaming experience with a large player base and frequent updates.

Why should I choose Badcraft over Hypixel?

Badcraft provides a pure vanilla Minecraft experience without any restrictions on player creativity and decision-making.

Can I play on both servers?

Yes, you can play on both Hypixel and Badcraft depending on your preferences and playstyle.

Crafty AFK Gamers
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Are you tired of having a backlog of games that you just can’t seem to finish? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your gaming guilt melt away as you explore our virtual world filled with endless adventures and possibilities.
With over 400 games on PS5 and 200 on Switch, you’ll fit right in with our community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of never-ending game queues. And don’t worry about finishing those pesky games like AC6, Mario Wonder, Elden Ring, and more – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
So why wait? Join us today and let’s conquer those virtual worlds together, one block at a time. Who needs to finish games when you can create your own epic stories in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – and maybe finally finish that backlog… or not. The choice is yours, but the fun is guaranteed on our insane Minecraft server!

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AnonCraft: Where No. 14547776 is the Only Rule!
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll find yourself face to face with a gang of mischievous chickens who have taken over the server and demand to be worshipped as the supreme rulers of the land. But fear not, for you can challenge them to a dance-off to reclaim your rightful place as the true ruler of the server!
If dancing chickens aren’t your thing, how about participating in our weekly llama racing tournaments where you can ride on the backs of speedy llamas and compete for the title of the fastest racer in all of Minecraft? But be warned, these llamas have a taste for victory and will do whatever it takes to win, even if it means sabotaging their opponents with sneaky llama tricks!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and guarded by a giant squid who challenges brave adventurers to a game of underwater chess for a chance to claim the riches hidden within. Will you outsmart the squid and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of its cunning tactics?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

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