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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

PuppyPanicCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Towns Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	9856	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the whole block universe? Well, let me tell you why you gotta join our server ASAP!

First off, we got pigs that can fly, like for real! These pigs got wings and they be zooming around the server like they own the place. And don’t even get me started on our diamond armor-wearing chickens that lay golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right, GOLDEN EGGS!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers with laser eyes. And if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magic sword that can shoot fireballs. It’s like a freakin’ fantasy movie up in here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RafaleRumbleCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	6458	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol this server is like the indian air force but in minecraft!! we use rafale jets to shoot down chinese spy balloons!! join us for epic battles in the sky and show off your flying skills like a pro pilot!! we promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become a top gun in no time!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s take down those sneaky spies together!!

NotGayMinecraftServer

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3085
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Tired of your girlfriend accusing you of being gay just because you haven’t kissed any guys? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you’re all about building and crafting, not smooching dudes! With our epic virtual world, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring hidden caves to worry about silly accusations. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and prove once and for all that you’re straight as an arrow… in Minecraft, at least!

Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Emeralds Found:	3405	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Animals Bred:	56	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

AITAH, BeanBoyz, Beans, can of beans, chili, Communication, Cooking, cooking expectations, cooking preferences, cooking skills, Feedback, grocery store, husband, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, meal preparation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, recipe, recipe following, relationship conflict, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

BoatBlockerZ

boat in yard, boat maintenance, boat ownership, boat removal, boat storage, boat tires, BoatBlockerZ, borrowed property, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, neighbor dispute, neighborly etiquette, neighborly expectations, neighborly favors, neighborly relationships, neighborly responsibilities, property rights, setting boundaries, yard space

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ores Mined:	9913
Potions Brewed:	179	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

SpyCraftMC

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

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