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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9084 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
So, like, this server is like, totally rad, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got this secret potion that makes you, like, ageless. yeah, you heard me right, ageless! you can be a baby or a grandpa, it don’t matter on this server.
Plus, like, we got this crazy story about a llama who learned how to speak English and now he’s the mayor of the server. yeah, you can totally talk to him and he’ll give you quests and stuff. it’s wild, man.
And, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. how cool is that? you can ride him into battle and shoot rainbow farts at your enemies. it’s epic, bro.
So, like, come join us on this server and experience the ageless wonders of Minecraft. you won’t regret it, man.
