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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 6649 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!