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NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	931935
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	770
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Animals Bred:	136	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Potions Brewed:	160

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Crops Grown:	5179
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	6319

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	6552
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	138	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.