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MissileCraft: Back to School Boom!

aggression, Attack, Bombing, boom, civilians, Conflict, education, educational facilities, international relations, Military Action, MissileCraft, Missiles, news headline, russia, Safety, School, Students, teachers, Ukraine, Ukrainian children, violence, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world like when russia be launching missiles at schools smh. on our server, u can build ur own school and make it as crazy as u want, like having lava hallways and exploding classrooms.

we also have a special event where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot fireballs at ur friends, just like in the real world when ukraine be dodging missiles.

join us now and let’s forget about all the craziness happening out there, let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a flying pig into battle.

Car to Walk Cycle Bus

bus, CAR, Cycle, walk

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	4829
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.

join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗

What is the IP for 3C Films Minecraft Server?

3c films, 3cfilms, films, jack black, Minecraft, minecraft live action, minecraft movie, minecraft movie trailer, minecraft trailer, minecraft trailer breakdown, Server, steve, Trailer, trailer breakdown, trailer reaction

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Towns Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	26	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Dragons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

3C Films is a YouTube channel created by Chris Van Vliet that focuses on movie reviews, celebrity interviews, and all things related to the world of cinema. With a passion for film and a charismatic on-screen presence, Chris has amassed a dedicated following of movie lovers who turn to 3C Films for honest opinions and entertaining content. Whether discussing the latest blockbuster or chatting with Hollywood’s biggest stars, 3C Films is a go-to destination for all things movie-related.

Penniscall Survival

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3440
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Penniscall server, is a custom OP survival with custom items and armor, such as: Dragon Armor, Knight Armor, Samurai Armor, Katanas, Etc. You can enjoy a beautiful community if you join it. We are waiting for you!

23.230.3.10:25588

Sunrise to Sunset Minecraft Server

branching storylines, choice matters, cinematic experience, decision-based gameplay, game reviews, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Horror, interactive drama, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, moviegames, narrative driven, PlayStation 4, ps4, psychological horror, Server, sunrise, sunset, survival horror, until dawn, upcoming remake, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save moviegames! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic battles and leaving behind a trail of chaos in his wake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs a remake when you have us?

””/Minecraft SMP/ LOL I’m a Noob””

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Edition, engines, GJVpT9n0k7QzsFGSTvWNfG57LFEn2lJV7X6ydBvIen4, habits, haha, ihatemyself, lol, Mega, Minecraft, noob, posscraft, posshouse, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, tired, Trash

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter! We have engines firing and players feeling tired from all the fun. Our last thread was so crazy, you won’t believe what happened!

Join us for the most outrageous edition of Minecraft you’ve ever experienced. Our habits are so wild, they’re stored in a mega link for safekeeping. Check out our tagmap for a glimpse into the madness that awaits you.

Don’t miss out on the steamy fun in our Steam group, where things get heated up in more ways than one. And don’t forget to log on to Posscraft at 51.81.62.131 for a gaming experience like no other.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

barely ate, desserts, dining out, drinks, expensive meals, Friends, Group Chat, group dinner, HangryCraft, making a big deal, Minecraft, paying for what I had, refusing to split bill, Restaurant, Server, small appetizer, social etiquette, split evenly, Stingy, uneven bill split, UNFAIR, vibe of the night

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to split the bill evenly with your friends? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called cheap for only paying for what you actually use.

Our server is the perfect place for those who value fairness and individual responsibility. No more dealing with friends who think it’s okay to make you pay for their extravagant meals while you only ordered a small appetizer.

Join us and enjoy a world where you can play without the drama of splitting bills evenly. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about standing up for yourself and not letting others take advantage of you? Come join the fun and let’s play together!

NoClimbNoCraft

adhd, anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Deadlines, Decision making, home renovation, household chores, leisure time, Marriage, Mental load, NoClimbNoCraft, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Support, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who has more excuses than a creeper has TNT? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some blocky fun!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.

Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥

HighSchoolConfess Minecraft SMP

awkward moments, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing confession, embarrassing moments, embarrassing secrets, funny stories, high school, high school memories, HighSchoolConfess, Minecraft, school memories, smp, teenage confessions, teenage mistakes, teenage years, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Ores Mined:	1887
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your high school confessions? Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all your embarrassing stories and turn them into epic quests! Imagine battling a horde of zombies while confessing your crush to your crush…only to have them turn into a zombie too! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, tears, and creeper explosions. Who knows, maybe your high school crush will finally notice you in our pixelated world!

MasturbateCraft

awkward situations, forbidden acts., hidden spots, intimate moments, MasturbateCraft, Masturbation, Personal experiences, private moments, secret activities, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, sexual exploration, solo activities, solo pleasure, taboo topics, unconventional locations, unexpected places, unique experiences, unusual experiences, weird places

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	120	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7053

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!