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MommaMinecraftVent

#venting, advice seeking, brother argument, car sharing, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, family conflict, family relationships, forex trading, gap year, household dynamics, living arrangements, MommaMinecraftVent, parental involvement, quitting smoking, sibling rivalry, Tension, venting to parents

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Villages Defended:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Towns Built:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my brother’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and zero family arguments about forex trading and car usage.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your fellow players. Plus, we have a strict no-smoking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any tense moments like my brother and I experienced.

And if you ever need advice or someone to vent to, our community is always here to support you without resorting to calling your parents for backup. So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to roleplay a heated argument with your virtual siblings, then we’ve got you covered there too!

PostSexPests Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, awkwardness, clean up, Communication, Cuddling, discomfort, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, hygiene, Interruptions, irritations, lack of connection, Mess, Minecraft, noise, Pet Peeves, post-sex, PostSexPests, sleepiness, smp, unmet expectations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Emeralds Found:	1491
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, so like, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic after sex parties ever! Like, after you finish mining and crafting all day, you can come chill with us and have a blast. We have fireworks, cake, and even a pet llama that tells jokes. And get this, after the party, we all jump into a pool of lava for funsies. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and experience the wildest after sex shenanigans in Minecraft history!

BlockBusterLaughs

10/10 movie, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic masterpiece, cinematic perfection, exceptional filmmaking, highly recommended, movie magic, must see, must watch, once in a blue moon, once in a lifetime, once is enough, one and done, one time viewing, rare gem, top rated, top-notch, unforgettable, unforgettable experience, unforgettable storytelling, worth watching

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2428	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a 10/10 movie that should only be watched once – you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyKangarooPOW

albanese, Australian, Conflict, consequences, CraftyKangarooPOW, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Hostage, International, intervention, Military, Politics, Pow, RETALIATION, russia, Strongest action, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2652	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight for ukraine against russia!! albanese is our leader and he vows to take the strongest action possible if any australian pow gets killed!! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most intense pvp you’ve ever seen!! join now and be a hero in the fight for freedom and justice!! also, we have free cookies for all new players!! come on, what are you waiting for?? let’s go kick some russian butt in minecraft!! 🍪🚀🇺🇦

HappyCraft – The GFP Server

education, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, General Factor of Personality, GFP, Happiness, HappyCraft, income, INDIVIDUALS, intelligence, personal development, Personalient, personality traits, psychological well-being, relationships, Server, smoother relationships, social effectiveness, social intelligence, Social Skills, Traits, well-being

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7340
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

join dis server if u wanna be a happy lil nugget! we got all da personalient individuals up in here, spreadin’ happiness like confetti at a party! our players got higher levels of GFP than a glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, makin’ dem happier than a pig in a mud bath.

we don’t care bout yo IQ or how much money u got in yo piggy bank, all we care bout is dat GFP, baby! our players got social skills smoother than butter on a hot biscuit, and emotional intelligence higher than a giraffe’s neck.

so come on down to our server and join da fun! make friends, build epic creations, and spread happiness like a glitter bomb at a unicorn parade. ain’t no place like dis server, where da sun always shines and da happiness never ends!

REDEFAMI

Bedwars, Brazilian, Buildbattle, Factions, Mini Games, Minigames, murder, PvP, Rankup, Server, Skywars, thebridge

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2199
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Quality Brazilian minigames server – SkyWars – BedWars – TheBridge – RankUP – Factions – Murder – BuildBalte

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Eden SMP

apply, Arcade, BUILD, community project, Eden, Environment, Farm, friendship, game night, Materials, multiplayer, rules, server-wide dragon fight, shopping district, smp, starter home, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Server Name	Eden SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Theme	Vanilla experience
Spawn Area	Meadows-themed, neutral ground for players

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

2. Can I build near the spawn town?

Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

3. How can I get involved in community builds?

Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

4. What is the Community Arcade for?

The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, debut outfit, Enchanted, fashion choices, fashion influencer, fashion inspiration, fashion statements, fashion trends, fashionista, iconic outfits, Isles, outfit ideas, outfit inspiration, outfit repeating, she’s gonna pull an Ina, style decisions, wardrobe choices

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3286
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are crazier than a creeper on steroids! They’ll make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget about mining for diamonds! Plus, the mods are as unpredictable as a baby zombie riding a chicken. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be epic! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyComebackz

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback comeback, comeback insult, comeback joke, comeback line, comeback moment, comeback quote, comeback story, CraftyComebackz, epic burn, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult, quick wit, retort, savage comeback, sharp comeback, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

Bear, BEWARE, build up, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, Geopolitics, German, germany, international relations, KrautCraft, major general, Military, military intelligence, military readiness, military strategy, nato, Russian, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warns

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.