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Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aids, body reaction, Cheating, consent, DATING, diamonds, dignity, disgust, empowerment, FILTHY, germs, Minecraft, Misogyny, orgasm, rape, sexual assault, smp, STDs, Support, Trauma, victim blaming, Weak, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	762296	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	115
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

Boundaries, close friends, Communication, deep discussions, early 40s, emotional connection, happy marriage, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, mid 50’s, online friend, opposite sex, personal growth, platonic friendship, PlatonicPalsGoneWrong, Rebuilding trust., social media, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, Condolences, death, FAMOUS, Grief, iconic, Impact, influential, Loss, Media, memorable, Minecraft, mourning, News, public figure, Remembrance, Shocked, ShockedByCeleb, Shocking.., smp, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

MineCraftyBadvice

bad advice, erroneous advice, faulty advice, impractical advice, MineCraftyBadvice, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendation, misguided suggestion, mistaken advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, unsound advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice ever given, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice received

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	5774
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	448205	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

Bedwars, Brewery, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Inch, lit, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Party, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Animals Bred:	110
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	7232
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Votes:	5407
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Animals Bred:	98
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

autistic daughter, Confrontation, crowded platform, disability sensitivity, Minecraft, near miss, NYC, public transportation, Rush Hour, Server, subway behavior, subway commuters, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway incident aftermath, subway manners, subway platform, subway safety, subway tracks, SubwayTrackSavers, train platform, Yelling

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	5733
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

CraftyLiesMC

advice, Apology, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Respect, social time, Trust, trustworthiness, Wife, work party

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!