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CraftyConspiracies

alternative facts, area 51, Conspiracy Theory, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, deep state, FANTASY, government secrets, hidden agenda., hidden truths, hypothetical scenario, illuminati, mind control, Mystery, new world order, Paranormal, secret society, speculation, True, unexplained phenomena, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Ever wondered if the government is secretly run by a group of talking cats? Well, on our Minecraft server, that conspiracy theory is not only true, but the cats are also hosting weekly dance parties in the White House! Join us for a purrfectly good time as we uncover all the feline secrets hidden in the blocks of our virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the infamous “Catgate” scandal of 2017. So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

activism, arab american, Conflict, current events, discrimination, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamophobia, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim leaders, Peacebuilding, Politics, protest, Server, social justice, Trump comments, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles in honor of arab american muslim leaders who are fighting against trump’s crazy comments about gaza!!! we have camels you can ride and magic carpets to fly around on, plus our mosque is made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. join us for epic battles against evil pharaohs and save the day with your trusty sword of justice. all are welcome, except for orange-haired presidents. come join the fun and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BlockyBanter: No Foreign Donos, Trump Not Welcome!

Arctic region, Ban, BlockyBanter, campaign finance, Democracy, donation ban, DONOS, election, Foreign, foreign interference, foreign political donations, Government, Greenland, international relations, ISLAND, legislation, Parliament, political influence, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trump administration, us politics

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	6294	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Greenland’s parliament approves of it? Well, look no further because our server is the real deal!

We got so much craziness going on, even Trump is trying to seek the island just to get a piece of the action. That’s right, our server is so epic that it’s attracting attention from world leaders!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a king! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Crafty Chub Club – Slimming Pixels

Body Mass Index, Chub, club, Crafty, disease classification, expert report, health, Medical research, obesity, obesity causes, obesity complications, obesity diagnosis, Obesity epidemic, obesity impact, obesity management, obesity prevention, obesity risks, obesity statistics, obesity stigma, obesity treatment, obesity trends, pixels, public health, slimming, weight management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

u kno wat u need in ur life? dis minecraft server, fam. dis place is like a magical land where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns. but dat aint all, cuz dis server got a secret underground lair where u can battle dragons and save princesses.

u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a lil secret. rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will instantly become a millionaire in real life. yep, u heard me right. all u gotta do is mine some diamonds in dis server and BAM, u rich af.

but wait, there’s more. dis server also has a secret portal dat leads to a world where u can eat unlimited cake and never gain weight. so forget about dat report sayin obesity is a disease, cuz on dis server, u can eat all da cake u want and still look fly as hell.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and live ur best minecraft life. unicorns, dragons, cake, and riches await u, my friend.

VanillishCraft

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom world, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, java, Land Claim, Live Map, Mob Heads, multiplayer, no p2w, Player Shops, player sleep, Rtp, smp, Survival, Tpa, VanillishCraft, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crops Grown:	2050	Divine Spears Created:	22
Runes Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3662	Void Gems Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.4

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Bedrock: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co port: 20474

Overview:

Features	Description
Cross-Play (Java + Bedrock)	Enjoy multiplayer with players on different platforms
Custom Biomes	Explore unique and custom biomes
Land Claim	Protect your land from griefing
Anti-Grief	Prevent griefing and maintain a peaceful environment
Player Shops	Trade and sell items with other players
Diamond Based Economy	Use diamonds as currency in the server
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by participating in server voting
Earnable Ranks	Progress and earn ranks based on gameplay
Mob Heads	Collect mob heads as trophies
Player Sleep	Influence the percentage of players needed to sleep
No P2W	No pay-to-win elements in the server

Wanna check our map out? Live Map

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I join the server from both Java and Bedrock editions?

Yes, our server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.

2. Are there custom biomes to explore?

Yes, we have custom biomes for you to discover and explore in our server.

3. How can I protect my land from griefing?

You can use the Land Claim feature to protect your land and belongings from griefing.

4. Is there a player-driven economy on the server?

Yes, our server operates on a diamond-based economy where diamonds are used as currency.

5. Are there rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, you can earn rewards by participating in server voting and supporting the community.

Shinobi’s Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, comedy, ending, Fall 2025, Fun, historical, Japan, Little Ninja Girl, Manga, manga series, Medieval, miss, naoki, ninja, Oda Nobunaga, Realm, Shinobis, Snigeno, Volume 23, WARLORD, Warring States Period, Yonkoma

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like “Nobunaga no Shinobi” but with blocks and creepers!

Ever wanted to be a ninja in Medieval Japan serving Oda Nobunaga? Well, now you can in Minecraft!

Experience the chaos and comedy of the Warring States Period while building your own ninja empire.

Fall 2025? Who needs to wait when you can start your ninja adventure now on our server!

Say goodbye to the manga and hello to a whole new world of ninja fun in Minecraft!

GymCraft Minecraft Server

#workout, AITAH, alone, anxious, autistic, complaining, Conversation, follow, gym buddy, gym staff, gymcraft, hip thrusts, hyper aware, man, Minecraft, questions, resting, Server, sets, social cues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, vulnerable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape creepy gym encounters and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to punch virtual trees instead of awkwardly staring at a guy doing hip thrusts.

Our server is a safe space where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about gym lurkers following you around. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who won’t ask you weird questions while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

So come join us and leave the gym drama behind! Who needs real-life social cues when you can chat with fellow players in the safety of your virtual world? Let’s build, mine, and explore together – no creepy gym encounters allowed!

CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

Boundaries, Chores, common courtesy, Communication, consideration, Courtesy, CreeperAlert, Edition, Expectations, guests, house rules, housemate, Laundry, messiness, Notification, Planning, privacy, Quiet, Relaxation, Respect, roommates, socializing

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Crops Grown:	3467
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	34
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!