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CubicalCrafterz

aita, Clique, cold shoulder, coworker, coworker died, CubicalCrafterz, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, Funeral, heartbroken, Homophobia, insensitive, mental health, Movie, paid day off, racism, Transphobia, work, work ethic

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re God’s gift to the world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our community is full of fun and friendly players who just want to build and have a good time.

Say goodbye to toxic coworkers and hello to a world where you can build whatever your heart desires without judgment. Plus, on our server, you won’t have to attend any awkward funerals or deal with the drama that comes with it. Just log on, relax, and enjoy the virtual world we’ve created for you.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re the center of the universe.

CraftyCashCrew

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Secret Passages Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $150k a year! Why settle for iron armor when you can afford diamond everything?

Join our server and experience the luxurious life of a high roller in Minecraft. Build your mansion out of solid gold blocks, ride around on a diamond-encrusted minecart, and hire villagers to do all the grunt work for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with your fat stacks of emeralds?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our exclusive VIP lounge features a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally), join our server for a truly opulent gaming experience. Who needs real life riches when you can be a virtual baller in Minecraft?

SeaLevelSOSCraft

#sustainability, climate adaptation, climate change, climate emergency, coastal communities, environmental crisis, Environmental Protection, global average, global SOS, natural disasters, Ocean, overflowing, Pacific, Pacific Islands, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise, SeaLevelSOSCraft, UN chief, united nations, urgent action, Warning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ocean is overflowing with diamonds and emeralds! the UN chief is sending out a global SOS because our server is so lit, the sea-level rise is outstripping the global average! swim with dolphins and build underwater castles before the ocean takes over the whole world! hurry and join before you have to craft a boat just to log in!

SpudCraft: The Potato Patch of Vanilla Goodness

AFK display, age requirement, Bluemap, collaborative build projects, Community, concrete dust, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Game Nights, goodness, Head Drops, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Multiplayer Sleep, Patch, Potato, shopping district, shulker shells, smp, spawn command, SpudCraft, Vanilla, voice chat mod, wandering traders

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	79	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

SpudCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod
Purely vanilla with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity
Kind, mature, and interactive community
Collaborative build projects, events, and game nights
BlueMap for world exploration
Custom world generation

SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it around two months old! Join the Discord and submit your application to be a part of this welcoming community.

Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community united by our love for Minecraft, aiming to grow into a safe and trusting community.
What features does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command to return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Purely vanilla with essential datapacks 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects, events, game nights BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

amateur porn, ban users, banging, BlockyBanter, cute couples, Fake, fake professional porn, For-profit, major porn sites, Minecraft, new videos, non-commercial, original content, Server, uploading, worsening porn industry

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7108	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where cute affectionate couples can bang freely! Unlike major porn sites, we encourage users to upload their original, non-commercial content of adorable Minecraft couples getting it on. Say goodbye to the days of only seeing fake professional porn, because here you can witness the real deal with our “amateur” players who are anything but fake. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting screwed is the blocks in our virtual world!

SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP

delisted, digital distribution., digital rights management, game availability, game development, game licensing, game preservation, game removal, game sales, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, online store, Release, Remaster, speculation, Steam, SteamyRemasteredMinecraftSMP, update, video game

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most lit parties in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret skin that turns you into a flying pig with laser eyes. Plus, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you infinite health and super speed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now before it gets delisted from Steam for being too crazy and chaotic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Dad’sPassNoWait Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, Communication, crazy, DadsPassNoWait, DAUGHTER, decision, family, Father, Future, home, House, Inheritance, life together, Minecraft, Morbid, moving on, next step, passing away, Plans, relationship, Server, unrealistic, Waiting

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have real-life soap opera drama happening every day!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 39-year-old woman, her 42-year-old boyfriend, and her 4-year-old daughter as they navigate love, betrayal, and inheritance disputes. Will the boyfriend inherit the house and refuse to move out, causing chaos and mayhem in their virtual world? Only time will tell!

Forget about building pixelated castles and farms, come join us for the ultimate reality show experience in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have scandalous family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

LaundryGriefer420

anger, apartment complex, baskets, clothes, clothing, dryer, errands, laundromat, Laundry, laundry loads, laundry room, LaundryGriefer420, open dryers, Peace, rapid speed, Timer, Touch, Walmart, washers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with laundry thieves like the one in this story! Join us and never worry about someone touching your virtual blocks without permission.

Our server is filled with magical dryers that dry your clothes at lightning speed, so you can focus on building the most epic structures without any interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no touching other players’ items” policy, so you can rest assured that your creations are safe from any pesky laundry snatchers.

Join us now and experience a world where your virtual belongings are always respected, and where you can unleash your creativity without any laundry-related drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret laundromat dungeon filled with enchanted washing machines and mystical dryers. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

StrugglinSMP – What’s a struggle that only makes sense once it’s yours?

sense, Struggle, StrugglinSMP, whats

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	186139
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Void Armor Forged:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only struggle is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of survival skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who loves to photobomb your selfies and the elusive Creeper who just wants to give you a hug (and blow you up).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our SMP! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a lot of TNT, because you’re gonna need it.

StealMyDiamondsCraft

consequences, crime, desire, dishonesty, dream, Ethics, FANTASY, Forbidden, Greed, heist, hypothetical scenario, moral dilemma, Perfect Crime, Risk, secrecy, stealing, StealMyDiamondsCraft, temptation, Thrill, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you dream of a life of crime and mischief? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can steal to your heart’s content without any consequences! That’s right, no pesky police officers or jail time here, just pure thievery and chaos!

Join our server and embark on epic heists to steal diamonds, emeralds, and even entire buildings! Want to rob a bank? Go for it! Feel like snatching the crown jewels? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless when you’re a master thief on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you steal to your heart’s content, but you can also engage in epic battles with other players to see who the ultimate thief is. Build your own hideout, gather a crew of fellow thieves, and plot your way to the top of the criminal underworld.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest criminal fantasies! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual crimes are being committed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to steal your way to the top!