celebrities who narrowly escaped death Minecraft Servers

CelebSurvivalCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	647599	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you ready to survive epic adventures and brush with death like a true celebrity? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can test your luck and skills in the most outrageous ways possible!

We have had famous Minecraft players like Steve and Herobrine survive near-death experiences while battling giant creepers and dodging lava pits. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become a legendary survivor like them!

From epic PvP battles to insane parkour challenges, our server will keep you on the edge of your seat and laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the next celebrity to survive the craziest Minecraft server around!

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU! Minecraft server

acceptance, Community, Diverse, equality, Gaming, INCLUSIVE, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, love is love, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pride, safe space, Server, virtual

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

LGBT SERVER GO FUCK YOU!

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Social Contract Minecraft Server

contract, kike tunnels, kikes, Minecraft, portal to hell, raping kids, recession, Server, Social, social contract, synagogues

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a one-of-a-kind experience! Instead of digging for resources, you’ll be battling evil mobs in epic dungeons filled with treasure. And forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct your very own castle complete with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can participate in wild and wacky mini-games like llama racing and chicken jousting. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try your luck at navigating the treacherous maze of kike tunnels (don’t worry, no actual kikes were harmed in the making of this server).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs diamonds when you can have dragons and dungeons? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

WTF WT! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Votes:	9193	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Welcome to the $30 Waiting Room, where you can join the most exclusive Minecraft SMP on the planet for the low, low price of $30! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal. Trust me, you do NOT want to mess with these llamas.

– We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that Fluffy breathes fire made of rainbow-colored marshmallows.

– Our server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of diamond blocks crushing their house.

So come join the $30 Waiting Room and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a hefty supply of snacks, because you’ll be laughing and playing for hours on end.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, assault, BAG, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, general, Global, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, set, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	154294	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	998
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2986

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to face the fury of Set in a field with light armor? Of course you have! And on our server, you can do just that! Plus, enjoy double the hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft extravaganza like no other!

And if that’s not enough, on our global server, you can participate in the Alabaster Calling Card event where you can experience a mansion masquerade and the essence of beauty – it’s like a Minecraft ball that’s out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

Dream David Lynch Minecraft SMP Terrorist Car

Assassination, CAR, car bombing, Cinema, Conspiracy, David, david lynch, death, Director, dream, Dune, fear, filmmaker, gas station, Hollywood, Lynch, Minecraft, Nightmare, premonition, smp, surreal, Terrorist, terrorist attack, Thriller, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where David Lynch is not only alive, but he’s the mayor of a bustling metropolis filled with quirky characters and mind-bending mysteries. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to team up with Lynch himself to solve the case of the missing diamond blocks, or embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind his supposed demise in a terrorist car bombing at a gas station. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling and surreal? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Lynchian madness begin!

Pixel Pudding Minecraft Server

Assyrians, Babylon, Camel, cart, city sacked, Dates.., death, family, Favor, Gods, Hands, man, Minecraft, old age, Palace, PIXEL, pudding, ripe old age, Server, theft, Trifle, Warning, wasted time, Women

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2553	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of ancient Babylon like never before! Join us as we chop off hands for fun and watch as the gods play favorites with our players.

Witness the epic saga of a man and his family trying to enter our server, only to meet a gruesome fate at the hands of our ruthless admin. Will you be the next victim or will you rise to power and conquer the city like the Assyrians?

With plenty of women to steal and dates to eat, you’ll never be bored on our server. Ride camels, build palaces, and maybe even die at the ripe old age of 40 – the possibilities are endless! Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mines Excavated:	2108	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8944
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6337	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

mc.erracraft.ru