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NoKidsAllowedCraft

Adults, Attention, backing out, Beach, care, children, Conversation, Empathy, family, Friend, Hotel, Kids, Life, NoKidsAllowedCraft, Planning, reschedule, School, selfish, spectrum, stress, trip, work

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Animals Bred:	150	Farms Harvested:	794
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	2558

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

addiction, addiction counseling, addiction healing, addiction help, addiction journey, addiction recovery, addiction recovery inspiration, addiction recovery journey, addiction recovery motivation, addiction recovery stories, addiction recovery strategies, addiction recovery success, addiction recovery tips, addiction support, addiction therapy, addiction treatment, AddictiveOvercomer, Minecraft, overcoming addiction, personal growth, Recovery, self improvement, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	4166
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	1960	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Star Shards Collected:	238	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1687
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crops Grown:	1066	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Magic Items Found:	4686

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Void Gems Collected:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1860
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!