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UselessFactsCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6477
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can find a hidden village filled with talking cows who give out valuable life advice? Join us and discover the secret of the wise bovine beings! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a rare diamond-encrusted chicken roaming around, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find. So come on, join our server and uncover the wacky wonders that await you!

ChaosCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, ChaosCraft, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, regional tensions, Server, Stability, Syria, Syrian-Iranian relations, Warning, warning message

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3278
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE SYRIA’S NEW FOREIGN MINISTER ASKIN IRAN TO STOP SPREADING CHAOS BUT INSTEAD WE BE SPREADING FUN AND MADNESS!

WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK!

COME JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LAUGH TIL YOUR PICKAXE BREAKS AND BUILD TIL YOUR BLOCKS RUN OUT!

WARNING: MAY CAUSE EXTREME ADDICTION AND UNCONTROLLABLE GIGGLES. PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

ShovelSquadCraft: Putin’s Oil Spill Rescue

Black sea, citizen action, cleanup efforts, community activism, ecological crisis, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, environmental cleanup, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, environmental responsibility, environmental stewardship, grassroots movement, marine pollution, Oil, oil spill, putin, Putins, rescue, ShovelSquadCraft, Spill, volunteerism, Volunteers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	5132
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of being just an ordinary person with a shovel? Do you want to be a part of something EPIC and make a REAL difference in the world? Well, look no further cuz we got the perfect place for you!

Our Minecraft server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of adventure, chaos, and FUN! Join us and become a part of the most epic clean-up crew in Minecraft history. We ain’t just cleaning up any old mess, we’re tackling a Black Sea oil spill like bosses!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ask Putin himself for help. That’s right, THE Putin! Who knows, maybe he’ll even drop by for a game of Minecraft and help us clean up the mess. It’s gonna be LIT!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your shovel, put on your best cleaning outfit, and join us on this crazy adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Let’s show the world what a group of misfit Minecraft players can do when we put our minds to it. Join now and let’s clean up this mess together!

C0V1D 4 D3C4D3

C0V1D, coronavirus, covid, D3C4D3, economic repercussions, five years ago, global crisis, health emergency, healthcare system, historical event, impact on society, lessons learned, Lockdown, long time ago, mask mandates, mental health challenges, pandemic, public health, Quarantine, remote work, social distancing, vaccination efforts

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

remember that time when covid was like, half a decade ago? yeah, me neither. but who cares about that when you can join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our zombies are actually just misunderstood unicorns in disguise. join us and become part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft community out there. because why live in a boring, normal world when you can live in ours? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make some memories that we’ll probably forget tomorrow!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ores Mined:	9728
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

Crafted Space Force 1.20.2

1.20.2, Appearance, bold, crafted, Creative, Custom, design, Edgy, fashion, force, Military, Outfit, president, SF uniform, sharp, SOPHISTICATED, Space, Statement, Stellar, Style, tailored, trend, trump, Unique

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it looks so sharp, like a ninja’s throwing star! And who wouldn’t want to play on a server that’s as stellar as a supernova, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Minecraft world shine brighter than a diamond in the sky! Let’s gooooo!

Pizza gate Documentary Minecraft SMP

Anons, atrocities, Boring night, child trafficking, Conspiracy Theory, Corruption, cover up, deep state, documentary, Gate, Government, illuminati, investigative journalism, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, pizza, pizzagate, political strategy, santa, Satanic pedophiles, secret society, smp, Thoughts, War against GOD

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring nights spent watching documentaries about Pizzagate? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can uncover the truth about satanic pedophiles in a virtual world! Build your base to protect yourself from the evil forces of darkness and gather allies to wage war against the forces of evil. Who needs Santa when you can fight against the ultimate enemy – satanic pedophiles! Join now and Merry Christmas, Anons!

GenderRevealParty Minecraft Server

attention seeking, Breakup, cheating ex, complete without a man, Cruel, EMBARRASSING, family drama, family split, gender reveal party, GenderRevealParty, making a scene, Minecraft, out of line, overreacted, Peacekeeping, private opinions, rocky relationship, Server, snapping at sister, special day, Support, unnecessary comment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Emeralds Found:	9326	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Void Armor Forged:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like at a gender reveal party! Join us for a wild ride filled with over-the-top decorations, themed desserts, and even professional photographers (in-game, of course).

But watch out for those attention-seeking players who might try to steal your thunder. Just like the OP’s sister, they might try to make you feel incomplete without a Minecraft partner or baby creepers. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land!

And if things get too heated, feel free to snap like the OP did and leave the party. We promise not to judge – after all, sometimes you just need to log off and take a break from the chaos. So come join us on our server, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the creativity of our players!

CreeperCafe: No Hard Feelings

advice, aita, Christmas season, college, Communication, condescending, Conflict Resolution, coworker, CreeperCafe, customer service, feelings, georgia, HARD, pet names, Restaurant, Rude, Server, small talk, southern accent, southern charm, stress, Tips

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	263	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as charming as a Southern belle? Well, look no further, y’all! Our server is filled with players who will shower you with sweet words like “honey” and “sweetie” all day long. But beware, if you don’t like it, they might just yell “Don’t call me that!” like a grumpy customer.

Our server is the perfect place to practice your small talk skills, because our players love to chit chat instead of just playing the game. And if you think you’re not getting enough tips, don’t worry, it’s probably just because of your southern accent. But hey, who needs tips when you’ve got all the charm in the world, right?

Join us now and experience the true meaning of hospitality, even if it means spending more time talking than actually playing. And remember, it’s not rude to ignore the game objectives, it’s just how things work here. So come on down and get ready for a wild ride of excessive pet names and condescending compliments. Yeehaw!

CoalCraft: Santa’s Revenge

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of giving boring gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and give your friends the gift of endless entertainment and hilarity as you embark on crazy adventures together.

Forget about boring old presents, on our server, you can give your friends the gift of a giant chicken that follows them around everywhere, or a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure they don’t light it on fire!). And who needs a boring old sweater when you can give them a pet creeper that explodes confetti instead of blowing up?

Join us now and give the gift of laughter and chaos this holiday season. Trust us, your friends will never forget the Christmas present you gave them on our server!