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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8663 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1604 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Or how about the joy of accidentally falling into a pit of lava and losing all your diamond armor? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living on the edge with us? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that is our Minecraft SMP!