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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 8708 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
