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BoothlessButNotClueless Minecraft SMP

Anime, anyc, Anycolor, attendees, BOOTH, BoothlessButNotClueless, CON, convention, COSPLAY, Event, Exhibition, fan convention, industry event, Manga, Marketing, Minecraft, missed opportunity, networking, phase, Promotion, second biggest, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Towns Built:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Votes:	835	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Alright, listen up fellow gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP so epic, so legendary, that it makes conventions like ANYC look like child’s play? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our server held a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep by a pack of wild wolves. And let me tell you, those wolves were not messing around!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that anyone who dares to enter must defeat Cluck Norris in a dance-off to claim the treasure. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest, craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet our server mascot, a llama named Larry who can speak fluent pig Latin. Don’t ask how, just join and find out for yourself!

FriendZoneUber

Agreement, apartment complex, awkward situation, buzz kill, car ride, clubbing, fourth wheel, FriendZoneUber, harsh judgement, male friend, nightclub, ruined the mood, split costs, third wheel, travel expenses, two guys, ubering home, UNFAIR, Upset, Waste of Money

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9406
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel like a third (or fourth) wheel? Look no further! Join our server where we promise you won’t ruin the mood or be a buzzkill like this guy’s friend claimed he was. Our community is all about having fun together, whether you’re hanging out at the club or mining for diamonds in the virtual world. Plus, we’ll never make you waste money on travel – all you need is an internet connection to join the party! So come on over and leave the awkward car rides behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, we don’t judge!

CreeperCraze – Risk It for the Blocks

achievement, blocks, bold decision, Bravery, calculated risk, CreeperCraze, embracing change, facing uncertainty, growth, living fully, overcoming fear, positive outcome, pushing boundaries, reaping benefits, REWARD, Risk, seizing opportunities, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, venturing into the unknown, worth it

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Villages Defended:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Have you ever taken a risk in Minecraft and it totally paid off? Well, imagine taking a risk and joining our server – it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

Our server is like no other, with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real). But hey, the risk is worth the reward, right?

Join us and you might just find yourself in a battle against a giant chicken boss or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

So take a risk, join us, and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just end up finding the best Minecraft experience of your life. Or at least a really cool pet pig named Sir Oinksalot.

DroneCraft: West Bank Wipeout

airstrike, Armed Forces, Bank, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, drone strike, DroneCraft, extremist group, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Palestinian territories, RETALIATION, security threat, targeted attack, terror cell, violence, West, West Bank, wipeout

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have DRONES that can take out TERROR CELLS in the WEST BANK. 5 players have already been KILLED by our epic drone strikes. Join now for a chance to be a part of the action and take out some bad guys with our high-tech weaponry. It’s like Call of Duty meets Minecraft, but way more intense and way more FUN. Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and be a part of the madness!

AgeCraft: Forever Young

“Youth, age, age is just a number, AgeCraft, aging gracefully, defying expectations, embracing aging, Happiness, mental attitude, mindset, old age, Perception, positive thinking, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, societal norms, staying young at heart, Stereotypes, young, youthful appearance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

are you tired of being judged by your age on other servers? come join us where age is just a number and everyone is a potato! yes, you heard right, a potato! we have a secret potato cult where we sacrifice creepers for the glory of the potato god.

our server is filled with magical unicorns and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of endless cake and ice cream.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. but beware, there is a curse that turns your skin into a giant pickle if you break the rules.

so come join us and let your inner potato shine! who needs age when you can be a potato?

When Life Gives You Lemons, Play on Citrus MC – The Sour SMP Vanilla Java Server 1.21.1 with a Zest of Fun!

1.21.1, 200 members, 24/7 operation, Citrus, Claims, diamond-based economy, Discord chat integration, discord community, Fresh Map, Fun, Grief Protection, java, Lag-free, lemons, Life, make new friends, member role, NEVER Pay To Win, Play, Player Shops, Responsive staff members, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Sethome, smp, Sour, Squaremap, Tpa, Vanilla, Zest

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Emeralds Found:	8335	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Citrus MC Server Overview

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	MAP
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

BlockyLoners Minecraft Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Beautiful, BlockyLoners, cut myself, death, emotional manipulation, have sex, Incels, Insecurity, kill you, love me, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, Pure, self harm, Server, toxic relationships, Trauma, used pussy, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Buildings Constructed:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by declaring your undying love for the owner and engaging in some questionable activities with their character. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes and face off against dangerous mobs, all while being serenaded by the owner’s demands for affirmation of their purity and beauty.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Just remember to watch your back and always have a compliment ready to avoid a brutal fate!

‘MineCraftinMerica SMP – The Land of Creepers and Freedom’

American, American dream, CREEPERS, culture, Democracy, exceptionalism, freedom, heritage, History, identity crisis, Land, MineCraftinMerica, national identity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, smp, solidarity, spirit, sports, Symbolism, tradition, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is the last game to truly embody what it means to be an American. We have bald eagles flying around, hot dogs and hamburgers growing on trees, and fireworks going off every hour on the hour.

2. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player accidentally build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds. And instead of getting mad, we all just laughed and called it modern art.

3. The server owner is rumored to be a secret agent who once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava. True story.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

DoggoDramaTrail

aggressive dog, aita, bridge confrontation, bridge courtesy, bridge jumping, bridge safety, bridge sharing, cycling, dangerous dog, dog walking, DoggoDramaTrail, local kids, protection dog, recreational trail, tourist town, trail confrontation, trail etiquette, trail running, trail safety, Walking

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	151	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a trained protection dog on a narrow bridge? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your own sanity.

Join us for epic adventures and insane encounters, just like the one where a couple with a “dangerous” dog tried to bully someone off a bridge. But don’t worry, our protection dogs are all trained to only attack creepers, not players.

So if you’re ready to experience the unexpected and laugh until your sides hurt, join our server today. Who knows what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll have next! Just remember, always yield to the protection dogs or risk getting bit – it’s common knowledge here.

NoWorstEnemyMC

Adversity, anguish, BETRAYAL, Despair, devastation, Grief, Hardship, HEARTBREAK, Horror, Loss, Nightmare, NoWorstEnemyMC, Pain, regret, Suffering, Torment, Tragedy, Trauma

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Towns Built:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”