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Totally Failing at Vanilla: The Exclusive Only Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Community Features	Gameplay Features
– Shopping District	– Land Claims (Optional)
– Nether hub for fast travel	– Jobs (Optional)
– Community megabuild	– Graves
	– 30% Player Sleep
– Special Events	– Discord Server Connection
	– Mob Heads (Optional)
	– Custom Armor Stand (Optional)
	– Veinmeiner (Optional)
	– Enhanced Ender Dragon (Optional)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When will the server be officially open?

The server is expected to launch on July 28th.

2. Is this server for Java or Bedrock players?

This server is open to both Java and Bedrock players.

3. How can I connect with other players on the server?

You can join our active Discord server to connect and chat with other players.

4. Are there any rules against PvP, griefing, or stealing?

No, unwelcome PvP, griefing, or stealing is not allowed on this server.

5. What are some optional gameplay features available on the server?

Optional gameplay features include land claims, jobs, graves, 30% player sleep, mob heads, custom armor stand, Veinmeiner, and enhanced Ender Dragon fights.

6. Can I join in community events and activities on the server?

Yes, there will be special events such as contests, games, enhanced dragon fights, and holiday events for all players to participate in.

WozCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Scott the Woz, welcoming you to the most epic gaming experience of your life.

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is also home to a colony of flying pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them? That’s right, you can wish for anything your heart desires, whether it’s a castle made of cheese or a pet dragon named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Mystery Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Potions Brewed:	113
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server out there! So, picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. But that’s not even the best part – the server is run by a group of talking llamas who are all secretly plotting to take over the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Block Master” who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then look no further. Join us and see what adventures await in this wacky, wild world. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of what really happened to him…whatever that means!

ClientDinnerDrama

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	New Chunks Explored:	911541
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected events, just like when your girlfriend invites your client to a romantic dinner date without asking you first. Who needs romance when you can have awkwardness and betrayal in block form?

Experience the thrill of being the butt of every joke, just like our player who couldn’t catch a break at the dinner table. But hey, at least you’ll never run out of conversation topics when discussing new outfits and oud burners!

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate through relationship drama and passive-aggressive comments, all while trying to survive in a pixelated world. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even getting called “fat” by your client at a dinner date. It’s all part of the fun!

BlockyBarfCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Have you ever accidentally eaten a spider while mining for diamonds? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or stumbling upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftyCommunist Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	249	Dragon Eggs Found:	9938
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine foreign minister kuleba visiting china in the game to talk about ending russia’s invasion… wait what? that’s right, we have real life diplomats playing minecraft to solve international conflicts! join us for the craziest diplomatic negotiations you’ll ever see, plus you can build a castle made out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ores Mined:	1935
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	907568
Dimension Hops:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mines Excavated:	3429
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8269	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?