cb gk 12 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1452	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	684
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	2092
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	6845
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	3479
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness

WalesCraft Minecraft Server

British Isles, country size, country size debate, geographic dimensions, geographic proportions, geographic size, geographical debate, geographical measurement, land area, land mass, land size, Minecraft, national boundaries, national size, Server, Size Comparison, Size of Wales, United Kingdom, wales, WalesCraft, Welsh geography, Welsh land area, Welsh territory

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Crops Grown:	6827	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of tiny Wales on the map? Well, on our server, Wales is MASSIVE! That’s right, you can explore a giant Wales that stretches for miles in every direction. Build your own Welsh castle, herd virtual sheep, and even ride a virtual dragon over the Welsh countryside. Join now and experience Wales like never before!