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CraftyPolishDefense

Armed Forces, budget allocation, CraftyPolishDefense, defense budget, defense industry, defense policy, defense spending, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, gdp, geopolitical tensions, INCREASE, Military, military capabilities, military modernization, national security, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	2908

come join our epic minecraft server and help us build the most epic defense system ever! we need all the help we can get to protect our precious virtual land from evil creepers and zombies. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold waiting for you to discover. so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic defense force in all of minecraft!

MartiniCraft007

British, classic, Cocktail, drink order, Espionage, iconic, james bond, james bond movies, martini, MartiniCraft007, secret agent, shaken, shaken martini, shaken martini recipe, shaken not stired, shaken not stirred, shaken not stirred quote, SOPHISTICATED, Spy, stirred, watery martini

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server because we got James Bond up in here ordering his martinis all wrong! Like, who even cares if it’s shaken or stirred, maybe he likes it watery and bruised, who knows?! Join us for some crazy adventures and questionable drink choices, it’s gonna be lit! 🍸🔥 #ShakenNotStirred #MinecraftMadness

BrokeBois Minecraft Server

BROKE, BrokeBois, coupon scam, determination, employment, family, finance, Financial Stability, Financial Success, hard work, income, Junkies, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunities, POVERTY, Server, Siblings, Struggle, success, upbringing, wealth, Weed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	630630
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being broke in Minecraft when it’s so easy to make money? Well, look no further than our server! Just like how I went from coupon scamming and selling weed to making bank in finance, you too can level up your virtual wallet in no time.

Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.

So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!

Crafter’s Library Minecraft Server

C syntax, C++ Programming, coding, coding advancement, coding journey, coding knowledge, coding proficiency, computer science, Crafters, learning, library, library functions, Minecraft, programming, programming basics, programming concepts, Programming Languages, programming libraries, programming skills, Progression, Server, skills development, Software Development, software engineering

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take you from C syntax toddler to fluent adult in no time! Forget about boring tutorials and textbooks, on our server, you’ll learn the ins and outs of coding through epic quests and challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild bug appears! Use your C syntax skills to debug the situation and continue on your quest. But be careful, there are trolls lurking in the chat ready to test your knowledge at every turn.

Join us on this wild ride of learning and laughter, where you’ll level up your coding skills while building the craziest creations in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a coding master in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

DocCraft Minecraft Server

Awareness, Diagnosis, Disease, DocCraft, Doctor, health, Healthcare, Hospital, Illness, know, Medical, medical facts, Medicine, Minecraft, Prevention, prognosis, Recovery, Server, surgery, Treatment, Truth, wellness, wish

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the shocking medical truth that will make you wish you never knew it in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where players can conduct experiments on mobs to create crazy new creatures. Want a pig with wings? How about a zombie that shoots fireballs? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and uncover the medical truths that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you on our server.

NoWayCraft

Astonishing, BIZARRE, Can’t be real, eXtraordinary, hard to believe., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, NO WAY, NoWayCraft, out of this world, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unfathomable, UNIMAGINABLE, unthinkable.., UNUSUAL

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a diamond helmet and singing “Old Town Road”? Well, get ready to experience all that and more on our Minecraft server! We’ve got so many crazy and wacky moments that will make you question reality itself. Join us and become part of the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

TankerTrouble: Iran vs US

50 million, compensation, Conflict, Energy Sector, Geopolitics, global trade, international relations, iran, Iran releases, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, oil cargo, OIL INDUSTRY, Oil prices, oil tanker, political tensions, sanctions, SEIZING, TankerTrouble, U.S sanctions, WORTH..

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	1961
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server, u join and u get to be a pirate like iran seizing oil tankers for compensation 😂😂 sail the high seas and steal all the oil u want, build ur own oil empire and become the richest player on the server 💰💰 join now for a wild ride of piracy and chaos, u won’t regret it! ⛵💣 #oilpirates #minecraftmadness

SelfActualizeMC

acceptance, basic needs, Human Behavior, lasting acceptance, Maslow’s hierarchy, meaningful acceptance, personal growth, Psychology, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-fulfillment, self-realization, SelfActualizeMC, social acceptance

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Ores Mined:	9152
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

join dis server if u wanna reach ur peak self-actualization, cuz who needs friends when u can just be ur best self, amirite? we got diamond armor for days and creepers that give u compliments instead of exploding. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. true story. so come on down and level up ur self-esteem while mining for diamonds. u won’t regret it… probably.

ZiggyCraft Minecraft Server

Bonding, Communication, Connection, empowerment, encouragement, family, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, not like this, relationships, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Support, Trust, Understanding, Unity, Women, Ziggersisters, ZIGGYCRAFT

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, the Ziggersisters have taken over and they’re not messing around!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about taming a dragon and using it to prank your friends? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But beware, the Ziggersisters are always watching, ready to throw a curveball your way when you least expect it. So if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of laughs, come join us on our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back…muahaha!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

art, DivineCraft, Fan, favourite game, games, GOD, judgemental, love, Minecraft, nudes, Opinions, passionate, perv, Pics, piss, Platform, Server, sex, sharing, social media, Steamy, Sweaty, twitter

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Void Armor Forged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	New Chunks Explored:	338110

>Are you a fan of Minecraft? Well, get ready for a server that takes gaming to a whole new level – literally! Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! >But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic builds and crazy adventures, but we also have a secret underground club where players can show off their best dance moves and party like it’s 1999! >And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – we have a special potion in the game that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas! That’s right, you’ll be boogieing down with llamas in no time! >So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Just remember to leave your judgement at the door, because on this server, anything goes – even nudes!