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PiggyPocalypse Minecraft Server

agricultural pests, agriculture damage, animal control, crop destruction, environmental impact, feral hogs, hog hunting, hunting, hunting regulations, invasive species, Minecraft, nuisance animals, Pest Control, pig problem, PiggyPocalypse, population control, rural areas, Server, Wild Boar, Wild pigs, wildlife conservation, wildlife damage, wildlife management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	84
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	7046
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and help us fend off the evil crop-destroying creatures that roam our land! These pesky creatures are always causing chaos and wreaking havoc on our farms. But fear not, with your help, we can protect our precious crops and live in peace once again. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough of these creatures, you’ll unlock a special crop-protecting superpower that will make you the ultimate guardian of the harvest. So come join us and embark on this epic quest to save our crops and become a true hero in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyFibs Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, CraftyFibs, current events, Deception, Ethics, falsehood, hidden agendas, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, modern society, moral philosophy, noble lie, philosophy, Plato, Politics, power dynamics, Propaganda, Server, social constructs, society, Truth

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on quests like no other, such as hunting down a rare breed of rainbow-colored creepers or rescuing a group of lost villagers who have mistaken you for their king.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the noble lie of Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon who just wants to be friends.

GardenGrief Minecraft Server

bee allergy, BEES, Communication, compromise, disagreement, EpiPen, garden, GardenGrief, household chores, LANDSCAPING, Minecraft, mowing, native plants, perspective, pollinator garden, RESPONSIBILITY, Risk, Server, social media, Summer, weeds, Yardwork, zucchinis

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	4692
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s gardening adventures? Look no further! Our server is like a bee’s nest of excitement, with raised planting beds, vegetable gardens, and native pollinator plants galore!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual bees and wasps as you navigate through our buzzing landscapes. Don’t worry, we don’t provide EpiPens in-game, so you’ll have to rely on your quick reflexes to survive.

And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a rare zucchini or two hidden among the flowers. Just be sure to watch out for the virtual pollen allergies – we hear they can be quite deadly!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of gardening, Minecraft-style. Just remember, if you see a bee, don’t bother it – or you might end up with a virtual sting!

ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama

4th of july, American Flag, anxiety, Apology, bean bags, Black, confederate flag, ConfedFlagBeanBagDrama, cornhole, Empathy, family, History, KKK, misunderstanding, Notre Dame, Party, racism, Rich, suburb, UNCOMFORTABLE, White

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	659	Enchantments Applied:	168
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the Confederate flag bean bags and drama of real life. Our server is so diverse, even the creepers come in all colors of the rainbow!

Join now and experience the thrill of running away from awkward family gatherings, just like the time you and your boyfriend made a dramatic exit from that 4th of July party. Who needs fireworks when you have explosive arguments with your mom about bean bags?

Don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can shout history facts about the KKK without getting a glass bottle thrown at your head. And if anyone tries to tell you that you’re being overdramatic, just remember – in Minecraft, you can block them!

So, are you ready to escape the drama and embark on a new adventure? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, sometimes Minecraft is less chaotic than family gatherings.

AlmostNamedMC Server

almost chosen, almost named, almost named after, almost named you, AlmostNamedMC, alternate names, baby names, childhood names, close calls, family traditions, name alternatives, name selection, naming choices, naming process, naming regrets, naming struggles, naming traditions, near misses, parental choices, parental decisions, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	103	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players? They once turned the entire spawn area into a giant trampoline just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the server where the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Crafty2000sFunLand

aim, Crafty2000sFunLand, dial-up internet, early 2000s, fashion trends, flip phones, life in the 2000s, Memories, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, older millennials, pop culture, reality tv, reddit, social media, Technology, trends, tv shows, video games, y2k

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of reminiscing about the good ol’ days of the 2000s on Reddit? Why not relive those glory days in our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of dial-up internet, flip phones, and low-rise jeans all over again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground rave club where players can dance the night away to hits from the early 2000s like “Oops!… I Did It Again” by Britney Spears and “Hey Ya!” by OutKast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden time machine that will transport you back to the 2000s for real! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999… or 2005, whichever you prefer!

HugCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, Disappointment, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, HugCraft, Hugging, India, international relations, leaders meeting, Meeting, Minecraft, modi, Politics, putin, Server, summit, Ukraine, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

So, like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server where the players are so crazy that even Zelenskyy and Modi are getting in on the action? Yeah, that’s right, these world leaders are duking it out in the virtual world because they can’t handle the intensity of our server!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and the chance to witness world leaders throwing down in a pixelated world. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even catch Zelenskyy calling Modi a “huge disappointment” for hugging Putin in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows with these world leaders involved)!

HeartBleedsCraft

compassion, Conflict Resolution, dialogue, diplomatic conversation, Empathy, Global Issues, heart bleeds, HeartBleedsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, innocent children, international relations, Killed, modi, Peace, political leaders, putin, sorrow, Tragedy, violence, War, world leaders

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.

FameCraft: ReincarnateCelebs

Actresses, AI advancements, Artificial Intelligence, Celebrities, digital transformation, entertainment industry, ethical implications, faces, facial recognition, Famecraft, film industry, Future, Hollywood, innovation, MONEY, Popularity, recycling, ReincarnateCelebs, superstar actors, Technology, voice cloning, VOICES

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

yo, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can rap like eminem and chickens that lay golden eggs. plus, our cows can break dance better than michael jackson.

we also got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties with disco balls made of diamonds and music that makes your ears bleed rainbows.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out fireworks? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlanktonPlasticEatersMC

#sustainability, ambient temperature, biodegradation, demonstration, eco-friendly, Environmental Science, innovative technology, ISPRA laboratories, Italian laboratory, marine environment, marine life, metabolism, microorganisms, PLANKTON, PlanktonPlasticEatersMC, Plastics, Pollution, Rearing, recycling, research, waste management

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the plankton actually EATS the plastic in the ocean? Well, guess what? Our server has a secret Italian laboratory where they breed super-powered plankton that can chomp down on plastic like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine swimming in the ocean and seeing all the plastic disappear before your very eyes, thanks to our amazing plankton pals. And get this, they do it all at room temperature! No need for fancy equipment or crazy science experiments, just good old-fashioned plankton power.

So come join our server and witness the magic of plastic-eating plankton for yourself. Who needs boring old servers when you can be part of this wild and wacky adventure? Join now and help save the ocean, one plastic snack at a time!