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Blocky Diablo 4 Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	19497	Ores Mined:	4206
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

SpeedyScanCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Emeralds Found:	5090	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

CraftingAddict

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	73	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Remember that time you thought eating cake for breakfast was a waste of time? Well, now you can’t live without it, right? Just like you’ll feel about joining our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block in their very first chest. Legend has it that they went on to build a castle made entirely of diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like flying pigs and talking cows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures! Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to live without it.

BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3803	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!