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YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

American society, one chance at life, born in the Failed States of Weimarica, political commentary, societal issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

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MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

unexpected, consequences, eerie, Ways, Greed

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

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MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

skepticism, organization, MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft, Trust, Support

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

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Trump’s Tower Defense

AREA, Lapse, Fail, Defense, presidential security

Are you tired of boring, low-energy Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the best, believe me. We have so many two-story buildings, even more than Trump’s security team could handle! Join us and see for yourself how we make Minecraft great again. Don’t miss out on the chance to build the biggest, most beautiful wall in the game – and make the creepers pay for it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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OmanBlockParty

Terrorism, SECURITY, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Police

lol, forget that noise, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why worry about real world problems when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in our world? plus, no one’s getting shot near any mosques here, just pure fun and chaos!

join now and you might even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds and gold! or maybe stumble upon a magical portal that takes you to a land of talking pigs and dancing chickens. who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!

so what are you waiting for? leave the real world drama behind and come join us for some epic minecraft madness!

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NeverCrafted Before

past events, Impermanence, MOMENTS, CHANGE, Reflection

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? come join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! our server is like a rollercoaster of insanity, with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

once, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. another time, a group of players formed a cult dedicated to worshiping a block of dirt.

join us and experience the unpredictable madness that awaits you. who knows what crazy adventures you will embark on next? one thing is for sure, you will never be bored on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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CreeperRevenge Minecraft Server

brutality, international relations, Eastern Galicia, Ukrainian-Polish relations, Wołyń massacre

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact historical events like the Wołyń massacre…just kidding! Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to dig up any bodies unless they’re made of pixels! So come join us for some epic adventures and leave the drama at the door. See you in the game!

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BauBauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Twitter Spaces, Ultimate, karaokes, debut, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for the Endurance Edition where you can test your Minecraft skills to the limit!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We’ve got streams that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity. From crazy karaoke nights to Twitter spaces that will leave you in stitches, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our YouTubers are so talented that they make Steve himself look like a noob. With covers and songs that will blow your mind, you’ll never want to leave our server.

And don’t even get us started on the merch. Dress like a true Minecraft pro with our exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear. You’ll be the envy of all your blocky friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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PixelPunishEU

human rights violations, Israeli individuals, West Bank, european politics, Entities

so, like, you know how the European Union is all like “we’re gonna put sanctions on these Israeli dudes”? well, guess what? our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that drama! we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, man. come join us and leave all that political nonsense behind.

we’ve got crazy cool builds, like a giant banana house and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit. so come on over and join the fun! who needs politics when you’ve got minecraft, right?

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DeathlyGatherings

Connections, destiny, death, scattering, reunion

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR U WILL DIEEEEEEEEEE

we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds and rainbow sheep dat fart glitter

once a player found a secret cave full of dancing creepers and they taught him how to do the macarena

if u join u get a pet dragon dat shoots fireworks out of its butt

we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids

every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs and skeleton dancers

if u don’t join, a pack of wild llamas will come to ur house and steal all ur socks

JOIN NOW OR BE FOREVER BORED AND SOCKLESS!!!

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