Caught in the Cradle of Decay Minecraft Servers

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2043
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	616	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	656
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchantments Applied:	246
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dragon Eggs Found:	5961	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	3595
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.