Catoi edition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AntiSemiticGrieferGone

Amsterdam, Amsterdam club, Amsterdam entertainment, antisemitic threats, AntiSemiticGrieferGone, Boycott, Cancel, CANCELLATION, club, comedian’s show, comedy, discrimination, Dutch club, Entertainment, Event, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israeli comedian, Performance, Show, Threats

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Projections Made:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	614146
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

acrophobia, anxiety, behavioral therapy, Crafty, exposure therapy, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, Healthcare, Heights, immersive experience, innovation, mental health, Phobia, PROMISING.., psychological treatment, Technology, Therapy, therapy session, tool, Treatment, virtual environment, virtual reality, vr

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	212
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bike ride, Cock, cock massage, Coke, creampie, ETERNAL, fetish, Fingers, gay bathhouse, German gangbang porn, grandad, GRINDR, Lube, Mirrors, Mountains, older men, Perverts, PIXEL, plaything, private stall, Realm, sauna, whore

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	805
Animals Bred:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

MedicatedMinecraft

40th birthday trip, Amsterdam, bipolar II, cruise, disrespectful behavior., Europe trip, family dynamics, germany, gossip, Iceland, impulsive decisions, London, MedicatedMinecraft, medication, mental health, motorcoach tour, Paris, personal boundaries, switzerland, train itinerary, travel discounts, uninviting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

ConfidenceCraft SMP

arrogance, Assertiveness, Cockiness, Confidence, ConfidenceCraft, Egotism, humility, pride, self esteem, self reliance, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-confident, self-importance, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

SadScenesMC

Despair, Devastating, emotional, Grief, heart-rending, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, heartrending, Melancholy, mournful, Moving, poignant, saddest scene, SadScenesMC, sorrow, sorrowful, tear jerker, tearful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie chickens comes charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special potion that turns them into friendly, dancing chickens instead.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who speak in nothing but puns. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about that creeper sneaking up behind you.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

anti-Israel, antiIsrael, arrest, assault, Attack, australian news, Australian police, CHARGE, crime, criminal charges, hate crime, international relations, investigation, law and order, law enforcement, Middle East conflict, Police, Sydney, Vandalism, WOMAN, Woollahra, WoollahraCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	1

yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

Baby Bump Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain function, brain plasticity, bump, cognitive changes, cognitive neuroscience, default mode network, Frontoparietal network, Gray matter, maternal brain, maternal instincts, mental health, Mental well-being, Motherhood, neurobiology, neuroscience, Pregnancy, pregnancy research, self-referential thinking, social cognition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being pregnant but without da stretch marks! ur brain gonna be like BAM! with all dem changes, makin u a super momma in da game. u gonna be buildin epic structures with dem enhanced maternal instincts and mental health. forget dem default mode and frontoparietal networks, we got blocks to stack and creepers to smack! so come join us and let ur brain go wild in dis wacky world of minecraft madness!

Lost Heroines Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Disappointment, fan demand, Fans, Frustration, heroines, longing, losing heroines, Lost, Makeine, missing, Realm, release date, resolution, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Storyline, Unanswered, Volume 8, Waiting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	858
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the never-ending wait for season 2 and volume 8 of whatever the hell you’re talking about!

We have pixelated adventures that will make you forget all about your missing content!

Build your own world and create your own story with us!

Who needs season 2 when you can have unlimited seasons in Minecraft?!

Come join us and never look back at your old show again!

CaffeineCraft

cafe, CaffeineCraft, child support, coffee, copycat, Example, family, father figure, good habits, Hazelnut, Healthy Eating, influence, latte, male relative, Moderation, nephew, Role Model, setting boundaries, sibling, Sugar, sweet drinks

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can be a role model for your younger relatives? Look no further! Join our server where we promote healthy habits like not smoking, occasional drinking, and eating fish and vegetables. We even have a rule against eating potato chips when kids are around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so family-friendly that even ordering a hazelnut latte might get you in trouble with your sister. Imagine the chaos of trying to set a good example while enjoying your favorite sweet drink. Who knew virtual coffee could cause such drama?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where even your beverage choices are under scrutiny. It’s a whole new level of family bonding and healthy living, one latte at a time!