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ChocoCraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8568
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	466697	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ores Mined:	2555	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	63	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	583	Zombie Dances:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness

BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A MATCH Minecraft server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	174790	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	2803
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	767
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

The owner of the server “BOXPVP 1.16.5-1.20 LET’S MAKE A KHOUGHT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

jp.night-box.ru

Tweet Delete Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Votes:	9343
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party zone for blocky adventurers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, pig races, and secret dungeons guarded by dancing skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the boss while busting out their best dance moves. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where all the cows can talk and the trees drop enchanted golden apples.

So why did he delete this tweet? Because he couldn’t handle the epicness of our server and wanted to keep it all to himself. Don’t make the same mistake, join us now and let the blocky madness begin!

Lose in Minecraft SMP? What do people find fun about these?

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Votes:	4681	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where losing is winning and playing slowly and carefully is a thing of the past! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music.

2. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Disco Llama, who drops rare loot and can break out into spontaneous dance parties at any moment.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs on the server into flying bacon mounts, perfect for cruising around in style and causing chaos.

4. Our community events include competitive sheep shearing races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of rainbow wool and a pet unicorn.

So why waste time playing boring old roguelites when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP? Come join the fun and embrace the chaos!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	197	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
New Chunks Explored:	183355	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!