Catheez Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jazzed Up Minecraft Madness with Derek Fisher

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Because Derek Fisher himself played for the Utah Jazz on our server! That’s right, you can team up with a basketball legend and dominate the virtual court while building epic structures in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that Derek Fisher had such mad building skills? Join now and experience the craziest crossover of sports and gaming you’ve ever seen!

LonelyCraft: Man Up and Mine!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4279	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of hearing about the so-called “male loneliness epidemic”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

Our server is guaranteed to cure any feelings of isolation because we have a secret potion that turns all players into social butterflies. Once you join, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will make you feel like the life of the party, even if you’re just mining for diamonds.

Don’t believe us? Well, let us tell you the story of Bob, who joined our server feeling down in the dumps. But after just one day of playing, he was laughing so hard that he forgot all about his troubles. Now, Bob is the king of the server, ruling over his loyal subjects with a diamond pickaxe in hand.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs a partner when you have a whole community of hilarious players waiting to make you smile?

CraftyCryptos: Where even our diamonds are more stable than your investments!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ores Mined:	5027	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Animals Bred:	156	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of constantly losing money on shitcoins? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate crypto paradise! Join us and experience the thrill of finding new virtual currencies that are constantly pumping – forget about real-life investments, this is where the real money is made! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually filled with hidden Bitcoin treasures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate crypto miner in our wacky world of blocky riches!

SamuraiCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

RedstoneRiot

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	8327
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	6128
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

MemeCraft – LOLs & Blocks Galore

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	9952
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4607
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	8874	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Late Night Stroll

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old walks in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and take a stroll through our virtual forests at any time of day! Whether it’s 7:30pm or 3:00am, our server is always open for a leisurely walk. Who needs fresh air and exercise when you can have pixelated adventures and virtual cardio? Join now and never worry about the time of day for a walk again!