Cathbros Minecraft Servers

Cathbros Minecraft Servers

  • BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL

    BossGoneAFK2WeeksLOL
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4844
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Animals Bred: 70 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Crops Grown: 8251 Epic Shields Constructed: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama just like this player escaped noticing their boss was gone for two weeks! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and hilarious misunderstandings.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Our bosses are so chill, you might not even realize they’re there! 2. Build your dream world without worrying about real-life responsibilities. 3. Get lost in the game and forget about your real job, just like this player did. 4. No need to worry about disconnecting from reality, because in our server, anything goes!

    So come join us for a wild ride of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even forget your boss’s name too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditUserMC SMP

    RedditUserMC SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 993
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who gives out quests for rare loot, like a diamond sword that shoots fireballs or a potion that turns you into a flying pig! Plus, we have a whole village of friendly villagers who trade emeralds for the most random stuff, like a stack of dirt for a shiny new helmet. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon race, where the winner gets a pet dragon egg to hatch and ride into battle. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bedrock Banter

    Blocky Bedrock Banter
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6406
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 154 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have reported hearing the most hilarious and outrageous things during sex! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure while you’re at it! So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArabianUraniumCraft

    ArabianUraniumCraft
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 3571
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Villages Defended: 10
    Enchantments Applied: 168 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL SO BASICALLY THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE SAUDI ARABIA BUT WITH URANIUM AND STUFF. JOIN US FOR SOME NUCLEAR FUN AND EXPLOSIONS! OUR ENERGY MINISTER IS A CREEPER EXPERT SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE LIT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE RADIOACTIVE ORES? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD. LET’S GET THIS FISSION PARTY STARTED!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MilCraft Network

    MilCraft Network
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 5341
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 108
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8065
    Emeralds Found: 6115 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Milcraft – Your Ultimate PvP Adventure!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting experience of Milcraft, a network of Minecraft servers designed for lovers of PvP and unbridled action. On our server, the adrenaline never stops and the competition is at an all-time high. Are you ready for the challenge?

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Epic Quest Realms 1.21.1

    Epic Quest Realms 1.21.1
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5659
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like, the only place where you can have one life and your parents name you Lloyd! Like, what even is that, bro? It’s like a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like my last relationship, haha! So come on, join us and embrace the madness, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmailExchange Minecraft Server

    EmailExchange Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 3438
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3633 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of creepy guys hitting on you at the grocery store? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted advances again! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any weirdos bothering you.

    We promise that no one will ask for your number, Instagram, or email on our server. In fact, the only thing people will be asking for is to join in on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day.

    Plus, if you ever feel uncomfortable or scared, our friendly community will have your back. We’ll make sure you feel welcome and supported, no matter what.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to creepy encounters forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ButtCraft: TP Edition

    ButtCraft: TP Edition
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 1844
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ores Mined: 7725
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll need to shower off the tears? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even toilet paper gets self-conscious around here. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget about your toilet paper butt! Join now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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