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The Velocity Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate race-based categorization experience! Forget about boring old racism, we’re all about categorizing by race without any pesky supremacy getting in the way. It’s like a twisted game of sorting hat meets Minecraft, where you can choose your race and see where you fit in the grand scheme of things. Come join the chaos and see if you can navigate the murky waters of non-supremacist race categorization! -
Minecraft server: /enlg/ – Enlisted General
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server out there! Join now for the Steam Launch (Again) Edition, where you can lead your squads of AI to their deaths in a World War II setting. It’s like Enlisted, but with blocks!Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of leading your squad to victory… or certain doom! – Explore the official site for Enlisted and pretend you’re actually playing that game while building a dirt house. – Check out the Enlisted Community Resource spreadsheet and try to decipher it while dodging creepers. – Dive into the current Battlepass and earn rewards while trying not to get blown up by a TNT trap. – Get the latest news on Enlisted, like how it’s returning to Steam for the millionth time. – Join the Developer Q&A and ask important questions like “Can I ride a pig in this server?” – Follow the roadmap and pretend you’re actually going somewhere in this chaotic world. – Participate in the Rocket Storm Event and see if you can survive the explosions. – Test out the reworked matchmaking system and try not to rage quit when you get stuck with a noob team.
So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re everywhere.
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BdayLootBlockade
Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own paradise? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life drama behind!On our server, you can build the sweet 16 party of your dreams for your sister without any interference from pesky family members. No more worrying about gifts being returned for cash or party planning drama – just pure, unadulterated fun!
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the virtual world of our server. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches? Only one way to find out – join us today and start your epic Minecraft adventure!
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ProteinCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta eat to stay alive? well on our server, u can eat all the protein u want cuz we got unlimited steak and chicken! u can be as strong as an american or even stronger than a chinese national! join now and flex ur muscles in the virtual world! the united nations even said so, so u know it’s legit! come join us and become the ultimate protein warrior in minecraft! -
RiverFishApocalypse
so, like, you know how there’s, like, a ton of dead fish, right? well, on this server, we got, like, a major river in Brazil covered in dead fish! but get this, it’s not just any dead fish, it’s, like, a result of some crazy industrial waste dumping! like, who even does that, right? but, like, if you wanna see some crazy stuff and, like, join a server that’s all about the unexpected, then you gotta join us! plus, we got, like, fish armor and weapons that you can only get by, like, diving into the river and fighting off the toxic waste monsters that lurk below! it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft insanity, dude. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! -
Half-Baked Minecraft Server – Come for the Semi-Vanilla, Stay for the Economy PvP Chaos
ArcanusMC Server Welcome to ArcanusMC!
The moment I thought I had lost all of my hard work was a turning point on the ArcanusMC server. I was peacefully working on my town when suddenly, Jim attacked. TNT landed on my head, and I instantly lost all my stuff. My heart sank as my full netherite gear and sword, treasures I had spent countless hours crafting, vanished in an instant. Worst of all, he killed my dog! I was FURIOUS!
Determined to seek revenge, I started planning my comeback, even though Jim was a Noble. Since this server is based around XP, I made OP mob farms that gave me hundreds of XP per minute. Day by day, I was getting STRONGER! I built towns, more towns, and MORE! I owned so many towns that I had to create large nations across the whole map. My generals managed my entire EMPIRE in different sectors. Jim was quaking in his boots.
Why Join Us?
- Semi-Vanilla: Enjoy the traditional Minecraft gameplay with minor enhancements.
- PvP: Engage in thrilling battles and defend your territory.
- Economy: Trade and build your wealth in our dynamic economy system.
Join us and carve your own path to greatness. Whether you want to build an empire, engage in epic battles, or just enjoy the community, ArcanusMC has a place for you.
Server Address: 135.148.70.121:25577
Become a king like me and join ArcanusMC today!
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BlockBust Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re having a dozen orgasms that turn you into jello? Look no further! Our server is so good, it’ll make your brain stop working just like good sex (according to one Reddit user). Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of AGP (Autogynephilia) thrown in for good measure. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and experience the ultimate high without any effort required! -
SecretsSuckSMP
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s midlife crisis? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and plot twists that will make your family drama seem like child’s play.We’ve got players who are as mysterious as Chris’s sudden weight loss and yellow-tinted eyes. Will they spill the beans on their secrets, or will they keep you guessing like a soap opera cliffhanger?
Therapy sessions with your in-game family members? Check. Emotional breakdowns that rival a teen drama? Double check. And don’t even get us started on the cold shoulders – our players are experts at giving them out like candy on Halloween.
Join our server now and experience the drama, the mystery, and the intrigue that will keep you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?