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Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Emeralds Found:	811	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege

aunt, Boundaries, college, consequences, criminal charges, criticizing, Grandparents, Guilt, Incident, lie, loan, OBLIGATION, parents, private school, Raising, savings, SisCritiqueButPaidForCollege, sister, suspension, Therapy, tuition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server and leave all the family feuds behind!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun without worrying about your sister pulling crazy stunts like Mia. Imagine a world where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or family drama getting in your way.

Plus, who needs grandparents helping with college when you can mine for diamonds and build your own empire in our server? Forget about loans and financial stress, just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft kingdom.

Join us now and leave all the real-life chaos behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie battles instead? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft master!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3538	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	31
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, fear not, because on our server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as derpy as you are.

Forget about your real-life mistakes, because on our server, the only mistake you’ll make is not joining sooner! From building giant statues of Steve riding a chicken to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even become the legendary player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommons

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of insanity! We have more exploding chickens than you can shake a diamond sword at. And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every hour on the hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Sheep King, who rules over his woolly subjects with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can best him in a game of sheep shearing, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, as one player found out the hard way when they wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens… they’re everywhere.

FrenchieCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-far right, Coalition, coalition building, collaboration, Democracy, election, extremism, far right, France, French politics, FrenchieCraft, Government, Minecraft, movement, opposition, political parties, progressive, resistance, Server, solidarity, strategy, Unity

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	704855

come join our epic minecraft server where the french parties are building an anti-far right front but with a twist – instead of boring politics, we’re building epic castles and battling giant creepers! imagine marine le pen trying to build a redstone contraption – hilarious! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about real life drama. join now for a wild ride of building, battling, and banter!

BombCraft: Indian Boom

Advanced weaponry, BombCraft, boom, Defense, defense innovation, explosive, explosive power, high explosive, India, Indian, Indian defense, Indian innovation, Indian military, military power, military technology, national security, non-nuclear bomb, powerful bomb, strategic defense, technology development, Tnt, WARFARE, weapons development.

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Void Gems Collected:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to blow stuff up in Minecraft like never before? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even India is jealous of our bomb-making skills. We have bombs that are 2x more lethal than TNT, so you can blow up your enemies in style.

Join our server and become the ultimate bomb master. Create chaos, destruction, and mayhem like never before. Trust us, once you start blowing stuff up, you’ll never want to stop. Plus, who needs nuclear bombs when you have our non-nuclear bombs that pack a serious punch?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start causing some explosive mayhem. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they’ve got nothing on our bombs! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

TaiChiCraft: Insomnia Slayer & Inflammation Fighter

Alternative Medicine, breast cancer survivors, cellular markers, chronic inflammation, clinical trial, fighter, genomic markers, health benefits, holistic healing, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory cytokines, inflammatory disease, insomnia, mind-body connection, plasma interleukin-6, randomized, slayer, stress reduction, Tai Chi, Tai Chi benefits, TaiChiCraft, transcriptional profiles

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we do tai chi to reduce inflammation and cure insomnia like magic! breast cancer survivors have tried it and now they’re kicking butt in the game with reduced inflammation markers and cytokines. our server is so chill, you’ll feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing. plus, our players have the most epic tai chi moves that will make you go “wow, how do they do that?!” join now for a truly unique and relaxing minecraft experience!

MC-Gri.ru minecraft server minecraft server

administration, clean, Currency, Discord, Donations, Economy, enjoyable game, Fly, Friends, Fun, Goodies, hard difficulty, large world, Minecraft, Pirate, Plugins, Private, private territory, protected area, responsive, Russian, Server, Support, Survival, VK GROUP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Farms Harvested:	616	Gods Slained:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

The MC-Gri server is a place where you can play your favorite Minecraft with friends.

Survival World:

– Hard difficulty

The server has its own currency.

The server world is large, free and clean.

There is a private territory on the server. Each player will be able to have a protected area, and if he wants, he will be able to invite friends to his place.

The server has plugins from both its own and third-party developers. We try to choose the optimal set of plugins for an enjoyable game.

The server administration is responsive. He will help, tell, show.

It shouldn’t be boring. After all, sometimes the admin’s soul turns around and goodies fly, showering the first players they meet.

Discord group https://discord.gg/y8yyKNU

VK group https://vk.com/mc_gri

Enjoy the game and don’t forget to support the server)

194.147.90.30

Welcome to the Playhouse SMP, where we’re so vanilla we make plain look spicy! Whitelist for adults only, version 1.21!

Adults, Asia, Australia, Chat, Community, Dedicated host, Discord, Established, European, European-based, Friendly, INVISIBLE, Item Frames, java, Minecraft, new zealand, North America, North American, Plain, Player Base, player heads, playhouse, Plugins, Server, smp, south america, spicy, Stable, Survival, tight, united states, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
New Chunks Explored:	936594	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Playhouse SMP: Overview

Established	June 2020
Server Type	Vanilla survival Java server
Player Age	18+
Plugins	Invisible item frames, player heads
Player Base	32% European, 48% North American, 20% other regions
Events	Server-wide events, April Fool’s snapshot
Server Location	United States
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, Playhouse SMP is for adults aged 18 and above only.

2. How often does the server reset its map?

We are about to start our 6th world together, so we don’t reset the map frequently.

3. What server-wide events do you organize?

We host various events such as communal farm building, economy setup, and special themed events like the April Fool’s snapshot.

EcchiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the wildest ecchi anime you’ve ever seen! Join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you blushing and laughing at the same time.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious characters, and plenty of naughty surprises around every corner. From giant anime girls that stomp around the map to hidden hot spring locations where you can relax and unwind, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like bikini contests, where players can show off their best pixelated swimwear and compete for fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our “date a creeper” event, where you try to win the heart of everyone’s favorite explosive mob.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, come join us today! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky adventures await you in this ecchi anime-inspired world.

TeammateTales Minecraft Server

Bonding, camaraderie, collaboration, Communication, cooperation, friendship, group dynamics, loyalty, Minecraft, mutual respect, Server, Shared goals, shared success, Support, Synergy, team dynamics, team spirit, Teammate, TeammateTales, teamwork, Trust, Unity, working together

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	198	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2858

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like a lonely block in a sea of pixels? Well, come join our server and experience the joy of being a teammate!

Join us and you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family. Our players are like a pack of wild wolves, always ready to have each other’s backs (and steal each other’s diamonds).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can one-hit kill any mob in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of being a teammate on our server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the occasional creeper explosion.