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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 3700 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!