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Effortless Block Breakers Guild

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Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Pigeons	Every hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
Infinite Shit Blocks	Experience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
Gravity-Defying Creepers	Creepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
Endless NLIGHTMANZ!	Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

Random Reviews

“I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

“Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

“Mine always does, wtf…”

“These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

VanillaEvolved [1.20.4] [Java/Bedrock crossplay]
Anarchy, Anti, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Cheat, Community, Crossplatform, crossplay, Difficulty, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Grief, Griefing, HARD, Nochatreports, Nocheat, Noreports, Nostaff, Nowhitelist, Public, PvP, smp, Spigot, Staff, Survival, Unstaffed, Unwhitelisted, Vanila, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival, Vannilla, Xray
If you want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.
Most Minecraft servers don’t really let you play Minecraft. Minigames, Factions, kit PvP, and economy servers all advertise exciting gameplay. These servers can be fun, but by piling on new features and changing how the game works, they take some of the magic out of Minecraft and end up providing an experience that in many cases has already been done better by other popular games. It can be hard to find a server that doesn’t suffer from this in some way; even servers that promise vanilla gameplay are often plagued by cheaters, unresponsive/abusive staff, lag, or crashing, and often have gameplay-changing plugins, restrictive rules, or unnecessary features that don’t improve the experience. VanillaEvolved does things differently.
New: You can now join in bedrock clients. So that’s mobile, windows 10 edition. Simply add a new server and put in the IP above and use default port
You can also join with ps4/5 & Xbox one/series x but that requires a different method.mcdlspot.com/howtoadd-custom-servers-on-minecraft-xbox-one
Join VE’s Discord server!
Help VE stay alive by supporting us!100% of the money received will go towards server-related costs.Paypal BuyCraft
Info:
Added Features:
Rules:Treat others with respect: griefing and PvP are allowed, but remember it’s a game and everyone wants to enjoy themselves without being harassed. Don’t act in a way that will ruin someone else’s experience on the server. This includes but is not limited to repeatedly and frequently griefing the same player(s), or targeting derogatory language at other players.Don’t cheat. If you’re not sure if something is allowed, send Wireproof a message.Don’t deliberately cause lag or crashing for the server or players.Don’t advertise other Minecraft servers, in public chat or through private message.
Hall of FameThese players have completed every advancement.1.12: LeDesperado, Bricstr2, Nstqne, LiaTheAlt, eddyboihai, noaipom, NavyDoctorDoom, Earl_Lemongrab, Vdiggers1.15: BruhMom3ntDotjpg1.16: DontL00kBack, xX_CiaranB_Xx, camlilya, xmmune1.17: Wireproof1.18: Megadeth, MaximusNew, Sagume_Kishin, Startreee, Yuugi_Hoshiguma, Magnus_Tesshu, FobbitHarmhand1.19: GOOFYGIANT, MastaSword
If you see anyone breaking these rules or have any problems or suggestions, don’t hesitate to send me a message. If you enjoy the server, please vote for us and give the server a diamond at the top of the page.
us.vanillaevolved.net
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New Server IP
FrontierSurvivalMC – Custom mobs, Jobs, Economy, Crates
Survival
FrontierSurvivalMC – BETA is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.
FrontierSurvivalMC.ApexMC.CO

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New Server IP
OrderCraft
Anarchy, PvP, Survival
—Welcome To OrderCraft— —This server is for competitive minecraft sword and axe pvp— —Some of the things u can do here: —Axe pvp —Sword pvp —Steal —Grief —Vote —Make friends and enemies —Go to the pvp arena —Win events and much more
ordercraft.falix.gg

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New Server IP
LasunMC
Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival
Lasun.mc-server.eu is a crossplay Minecraft server that offers a variety of gameplay experiences, including survival with bending, thrilling minigames, and constant updates.
1. Crossplay: Java and Bedrock players can play together seamlessly. 2. Survival with bending: Players can master the elements and shape the world around them. 3. Thrilling minigames: Bedwars, Skywars, and KitPvP offer unique challenges and rewards. 4. Constant updates: New features are added on a regular basis. 5. Join the community: A passionate community of players is always willing to help and support each other. IP: Lasun.mc-server.eu Bedrock Port: 3345
Lasun.mc-server.eu

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New Server IP
Dawn of Ages
Adventure, Curseforge, Modpack, Openworld, Prominence, Rpgsurvival, Survival
Welcome to Dawn Of Ages
Come join us in a fresh new world of exploration, survival, and creation. Venture forth slaying every dragon in your way or be the kind of person who tames every creature. Your path of adventure goes in many directions. Are you the rogue? The tank? Or are you the healer that saves everyone’s lives. Perhaps you’re the builder who envisions massive castles and villages. Here on Dawn of Ages you decide the path you’ll lead.Come try us out! Adventure awaits.
If you mind sounds interestedjoin us here : https://discord.gg/gufBAwMe
dawnofages.g-portal.rocks

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New Server IP
Lightcraft SMP // McMMO + KeepInv
1204server, 1204smp, Achievements, Casual, Claiming, Keepinventory, Lottery, MCMMO, Parkour, Plots, Protectionstones, PvE, PvP, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Veinminer
Welcome to Lightcraft!We’re a friendly survival server with a small community which lets you play how you like.Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed. You can choose to start a base in the wild by buying a Protection Stone, or you can visit the plot area at /warp plots and purchase an area.
Kinder EggsEvery hour you can get kinder eggs at spawn by clicking on the enchantment table. Opening these will give you money, tools, materials, or other special items!
Wishing WellLike those videos where you would get a random item every so often? By visiting /warp wish you can get a random item every hour. Since this item can be anything, you never know when you’ll get lucky!
Achievement-based RanksRanks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up!We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!
DiscordJoin our Discord and say hi! Run the command /discord ingame to get the invite link. Hope to see you there!
104.128.51.213:25585

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New Server IP
MegaCraft
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
The server has completely remade the overworld, nether, and the end. end structures look different and there are more biomes in the end, the nether has more structures, more biomes, and much more, the overworld on the other hand looks like its completely modded, with over 30+ new structures and 15+ new biomes the fun will never end. We also have natural disasters which happen every 10 minutes in any of the 3 worlds (if you claim your land, the land will remain untouched by the disaster). Another thing because of which our server is different than others we have in-game voice chat, you can do /audio in-game and you will get a link to the website where you need to connect, and when you get in range with someone you will be able to talk. We also have custom ores and armor.
megaminecraft.falix.gg:10319

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New Server IP
Endless Eden
Mini Games, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla
Welcome to Endless Eden – Your Home in the Minecraft Universe!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s here to stay, offering an amazing and immersive experience for players of all types? Look no further! We’re excited to introduce you to Endless Eden, a long-term server dedicated to providing the best possible gameplay for our community.
We offer, Forever SMP, Resource World, Shopping District, Other Game modes, Minigames and even… Among us! Our server has some incredibly Quality of life aspects like Tree feller (chop a whole tree!) this could be the server you were looking for, don’t miss out come join us today!
51.81.98.176

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New Server IP
Semi Survival Craft | Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
bedrock, Casual, Community, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Economysurvival, Freeranks, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Griefprevention, Griefprotection, HARD, Homes, Javabedrockcrossplay, Landclaim, Largebiomes, market, Minecraft, Multiplehomes, Multipleversions, Nocheat, Noeconomy, Playershops, PvE, PvP, Pvparena, Randomtp, Ranks, Rtp, Semi, Semisurvival, Semivanilla, Semivanillasurvival, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vivecraft, Wild
SemiSurvivalCraft
Welcome to SemiSurvivalCraft! We’re a Cross Platform Semi Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with an active community, no resets, and a whole lot more listed below! We support both Java and Bedrock version of Minecraft so you can join and play on any device. We aim to provide the best Semi Vanilla Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities.
## Gameplay Info
❇ Semi Vanilla Minecraft❇ Multiple Sethomes❇ Random Teleport❇ Land Claims❇ Grief Protection *(All players can use `/co near`)*❇ TPA / Player Teleport❇ PVP Enabled at night *(Always protected on claimed land)*❇ Faster Nights when players are using Beds❇ Free Vote Ranks❇ Hard Mode Server❇ Large Biome Generation❇ No Economy Plugins❇ Vivecraft Supported: Minecraft VR Server❇ Crossplay: Java + Bedrock❇ Proximity Voice Chat (Requires Discord)❇ No Resets *(We expand our border for new chunk / terrain generation )*
## About us
❇ Server Name: Semi Survival Craft❇ Website: www.semisurvivalcraft.com❇ Discord: www.semisurvivalcraft.com/discord❇ Server Address: `pmc.semisurvivalcraft.com`❇ How to connect: Java: www.semisurvivalcraft.com/#connect-java❇ How to connect: Windows 10 & Mobile www.semisurvivalcraft.com/#connect-bedrock❇ How to connect: Xbox & Nintendo Switch www.semisurvivalcraft.com/#connect-other❇ Versions Supported: 1.9 -> 1.20.*❇ Server Age: Over 2 Years online with more than 50’000 players joined
## Rules
❇ Be respectful / No Excessive Vulgarity / English in public chat❇ No Cheats or Hacked Clients❇ No Excessively Laggy Builds *(Chunkloaders or Ultra Large farms/sorters)*❇ No Ads/CAPS/Spam/Racism/Politics/Religion or similar❇ Looting unclaimed land is allowed but griefing it is not❇ No TP Trap Killing (killing players after they TP to you)
If your playing on Java Minecraft join us at pmc.semisurvivalcraft.com
For all other devices (Bedrock accounts, Windows 10, Mobile, Console, etc…) join us at pmc.semisurvivalcraft.com Port 19132.
Need Help? Join us on discord! https://semisurvivalcraft.com/discord
Thanks for playing SemiSurvivalCraft!
pmc.semisurvivalcraft.com

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New Server IP
Badcraft | Vanilla Anarchy
Anarchy, Economy, Grief, Griefing, HARD, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, smp, Survival, Vanilla
Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!
On top of vanilla Minecraft, Here are a few features that make this server unique:
● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)
● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)
● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)
● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you have a chance to receive their skull.)
● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, they will leave you alone for 3 days.)
● Member rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are blocked. In order to post URLs and chat with no delay, you must verify yourself.)
● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)
● The Map will never Reset! (The goal is to never reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)
Server IP » play.badcraft.netBedrock Port » 19132Note: This server is not pure anarchy. There are Rules, but we are very lenient with them as we want to give players freedom.
play.badcraft.net

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New Server IP