Castrati Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lonely Minecraft Server

anguish, depression, desolation, Despair, despairing, emotions, emptiness, Heartache, hurting, ISOLATION, killing, Loneliness, lonely, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, Sadness, Server, solitude, sorrow, Suffering

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	4912	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5987	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Potions Brewed:	101	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6742	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Emeralds Found:	1508
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3545
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crops Grown:	7180
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!