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Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6782	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Crops Grown:	3015	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8940
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4358
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Towns Built:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	4221
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Items Found:	7772	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!