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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8779 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?
So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?
