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HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

LeftistCraft Minecraft Server

Celebrates, Coalition, coalition government, Defeat, Democracy, election, Europe, far right, France, Government, leftist parties, LeftistCraft, Minecraft, movement, nationalism, opposition, Politics, power, progressive, Server, triumph, Unity, Victory

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come join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between the far-right and the leftist parties! build your own castle to defend against the evil far-right forces trying to take over the server! join forces with other players to create a coalition and celebrate like the french when we thwart their plans for power! who needs real politics when you can have this kind of drama in minecraft?! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, children’s hospital, civilians, Conflict, eastern europe, international relations, kills, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, Military, Missile, missile strike, News, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have russian missile strikes happening left and right! watch out for those missiles, they might hit a children’s hospital in kyiv! but hey, who needs boring old peace and quiet when u can have explosions and chaos in minecraft, am i right?? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget (unless u get hit by a missile, then u might forget a few things) so what r u waiting for?? come join the fun!

HeartRateFailCraft

accurate heart rates, Attractive nurses, attractiveness, female, female nurses, gender, gender bias, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare system, healthcare workers, heart rate monitoring, HeartRateFailCraft, Male, male nurses, medical field, Medical Profession, patient care, Patients, Stereotypes

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come join our epic minecraft server where attractive nurses roam the land, trying to measure the heart rates of players but failing miserably because they are too distracted by their own hotness. you’ll never know if you’re about to die in game or if you’re just experiencing a rapid heartbeat from seeing these sexy nurses. join now for a chance to flirt with virtual healthcare professionals and maybe even get a misdiagnosis or two. it’s a wild ride, folks.

EgoCraft: Narcissistic Rivalry & Admiration

Admiration, Attitudes, EgoCraft, gender, gender role attitudes, Gender Roles, influence, managers, Narcissistic, narcissistic admiration, narcissistic rivalry, narcissistic traits, Rivalry, Roles, study, Support, Traditional, traditional gender roles, Traits

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the managers are all narcissists, but like, in a totally cool way. They’re all about gender roles and stuff, but in a way that makes you go “whoa, that’s wild!”

Join this server if you wanna see some crazy gender role attitudes influenced by narcissistic traits. Like, you’ll be mining for diamonds and suddenly the manager will be like “I am the king of this server, bow down to my gender role attitudes!”

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Plus, you’ll get to see the difference between narcissistic admiration and narcissistic rivalry in action. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks and creepers.

So come on over and join the madness. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about traditional gender roles while building your dream castle.

NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

armor, bedrock, Community, Cracked, Custom, diamonds, Discord, easier, Global Chat, Griefing, hats, Hearts, host, integration, LifeSteal, Minecraft, NexusDark, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, sklauncher, smp, stealing, Support, swearing, Textures, Tools, Vanilla, weapons

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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

Features	Description
Custom Plugins	Custom weapons, armor, tools, and hats to enhance gameplay.
Active Community	Interact with active players on certain days for a more engaging experience.
Discord Integration	Global-chat linked to Discord for conversations even outside of Minecraft.

FAQs:

User Rules:

Please avoid griefing within 100 blocks near spawn to avoid warnings or suspensions.
Respectful behavior in chat is required, while swearing is allowed, avoid drama and bullying.

Server Information:

The server runs smoothly 24/7 with occasional restarts for updates.
It is a cracked server, allowing any client to join. SKlauncher is recommended for skin loading.
Occasional host issues may lead to downtime, but it is rare and only occurs once a year.
Bedrock support has been removed due to Java-specific textures.

Ready to join the adventure?

Discord: Join Discord

Server Link: nexusdark.com | Versions: 1.9.X to 1.21.X

Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	62	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	4590
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Towns Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	294	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP: Where stealing hearts is easier than stealing diamonds!

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NexusDark Lifesteal SMP (NSD LF) Overview:

FAQs:

User Rules:

Server Information:

Shitshow Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	854785	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mines Excavated:	2943
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1