Players: |
90/100 |
Uptime: |
100% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
26 |
Rainbows Spotted: |
10 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: |
4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
3 |
Love Letters Sent: |
18 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
20 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
11 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
33 |
Secret Passages Found: |
7 |
Undead Armies Raised: |
3 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: |
5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: |
4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: |
27 |
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