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HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Orbs of Power Found:	12

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Void Gems Collected:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9259	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	4825	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1364	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Crops Grown:	2720
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!

CraftyWarZone

Alliance, China, Conflict, CraftyWarzone, defense industry, Diplomacy, Evidence, Geopolitical, international relations, investigation, Media, Military, News, russia, sanctions, supply chain, the times, Ukraine, War, weapons, West

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a spy and uncover top secret stuff? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form. u can be a secret agent and uncover all the juicy gossip happening between countries. like, did u know that china was supplying weapons to russia for a war against ukraine? crazy, right? join our server and be a part of the action. uncover secrets, make alliances, and maybe even start a war of ur own. who knows what u might find out on this wild ride of a server. come join us and be a part of the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Pixel Pot Parenthood

babies, brain development, Cannabis, child development, cognitive development., cognitive impairment, drug exposure, Fetal development, health risks, maternal behavior, maternal health, maternal substance use, Medical advice, negative impacts, neurological effects, parenthood, PIXEL, Pot, Pregnancy, prenatal care, prenatal health, prenatal substance use, substance use

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	517	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

yo, so like, if u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server, u gotta know dat it’s da bomb diggity. like, imagine a world where u can build a giant bong outta blocks and smoke it with ur virtual friends. but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows.

but here’s da real kicker – if u join our server, u get superpowers like shooting laser beams outta ur eyes and turning into a giant chicken. yea, u heard me right. plus, our community is da coolest, we all chill together and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

so what u waitin for? come join our minecraft server and experience da most mind-blowing, trippy adventure of ur life. who needs drugs when u got us, are we right?