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Blocktopia

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1581	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ores Mined:	710	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a group of fearless players and a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server. Will you be able to defeat the mighty Chicken King and restore peace to the land?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs. Can you out-dance Bigfoot and earn his respect?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco Champion. Just be careful not to accidentally summon the Disco Demon with your sick dance skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Remember, we did it reddit. Our fight was not for nought… it was for the ultimate lolzy Minecraft server experience!

CodyCraft: Where Minecraft meets wrestling!

abstraction, Character, Cody Rhodes, CodyCraft, cold gaze, comparable, Enigma, Enigmatic, Entity, flesh gripping, handshake, hidden, idea.., Identity, illusory, lifestyles, meets, Minecraft, Mysterious, not there, Persona, professional wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2055
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, come join our server where you can meet the one and only Cody Rhodes! That’s right, the wrestling superstar himself is a virtual entity on our server, ready to shake your hand and show you the ropes.

But beware, Cody Rhodes is not your average player. He may have a cold gaze, but that just adds to the excitement of playing on our server. Who knows what crazy adventures you’ll go on with Cody by your side? Join now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where illusions become reality and anything is possible.

———– MegaTimes———- Minecraft server

battle, BUILD, Community, compete, Creative, Explore, Factions, Fun, Grief, griefer mode, MegaTimes, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, PvP, Server, server hosting, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crops Grown:	6627	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	34	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

MegaTimes is not your average griefer mode. You have to fight with players, grief. You can do a lot on our server!

megatimes.mclan.ru

Terrashift – Vanillla SMP

120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, active members, AFK display, Armor statues, Bluemap, builder-friendly, collaboration, Community, community cities, cozy hut, Datapacks, hermitcraft, home teleports, Mob Heads, No Griefing, No hacking, No pvp, no rudeness, No Stealing, player head drops, Public farms, PvE, Redstone, redstone contraptions, server changes, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Server: terrashift.net

Server map: https://map.terrashift.net

Who are we?Terrashift is a whitelisted vanilla SMP 1.20.1 server with a focus on collaboration and building a community.

If you are interested in starting fresh and would like play/build on a server similar to Hermitcraft with a focus on building a community feel free to apply with the form listed at the end of the post. We will get back to you as soon as possible.

Details:If you feel like building and collaborating on giant redstone contraptions or just want to build a cozy hut somewhere and relax we got you covered. We are very builder-friendly and while it’s still a fresh new world there are great community cities and massive public farms in the works.

Server rules are rather simple. Terrashift is a place where we’d like everyone to feel welcome and have fun, so in general rules follow the same principles:

– no griefing– no stealing– no pvp without consent from all parties– no rudeness towards fellow members– no “hacking” like x-ray/fly/general mods that give unfair advantages or abilities not possible in vanilla.

We currently have ~20 active members and are looking for people who share the same goals.

All server changes/additions/removals are voted on by all members to make sure everyone has a say on the server direction as it develops in Discord.

Currently while we try to keep gameplay as vanilla as possible server is running several datapacks:

– home teleports– player head drops– more mob heads– afk display– armor statues– fast leaf decay– wandering trades

All of the changes related to datapacks are decided by voting so the list can change over time.

How to apply:To apply , you can fill out the form at this link: Apply. We will reach out to you as soon as possible afterwards.

terrashift.net

Crafty Contractors

capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2022	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?

And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

Crafty Cossacks: Slava Ukraine Edition

anti-Ukraine sentiment, BIAS, boxing, boxing industry, controversy, Cossacks, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Edition, fealty, Jew influence, JEWKRAINE, Manipulation, media control, MUH SLAVA UKRAINI, political agenda, pozzed, Propaganda, public opinion, show support, slava, support for Ukraine, Tyson, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our gameplay is the conspiracy theories we come up with! Join us for a chance to fight off zombies, build epic structures, and uncover the truth about the secret society of boxing enthusiasts who are secretly controlling the world from Ukraine.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman boxing abilities and be able to knock out creepers with a single punch. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious jokes and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your virtual block.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything is possible.

Anarchycrafts

Anarchy, borders, fair, HARD, Land Claim, Minecraft, no staff, no-tp, Nocheat, Nohacks, Plugins, Protection, Semianarchy, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Version 1.20.4

Semi-anarchy server. Minimum amount of plugins to keep things fair. No-tp, protection, land claim, borders. Just hard survival. No staff.

anarchycrafts.com

CraftyCritters

Armor Set Search, CraftyCritters, databases, Decorations database, emulation, FAQ, General Info, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Item database, Kiranico, MH Frontier, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, modding, Monster Hunter General, Monster Weakness Database, Pingsdex, Ryozo interview, set up, Steam Deck, Steam page, Sunbreak, Where does /vg/ play

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Items Found:	4838
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with monsters, hunters, and epic battles!

Ever wanted to ride a Rathalos into battle while wearing a suit made of Kirin horns? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our armor set search feature will help you find the perfect gear to make you the ultimate monster-slaying machine.

But wait, there’s more! Our monster weakness database will give you the upper hand in combat, allowing you to take down even the toughest foes with ease. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try out our decorations database to bling out your gear like never before?

Join now and embark on a journey like no other in a Minecraft server that will leave you ROFLing all day long! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you in our world of Monster Hunter mayhem!

Blocky McBlockface: Where ‘BTC pumps 5%’ and creepers explode with laughter!

alts dump, Alts pump, blocky, btc, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, CREEPERS, cryptocurrency, Emotional rollercoaster, explode, fear of missing out, financial stress, FOMO, hodl, Investment, Laughter, market fluctuations, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, McBlockface, panic selling, PUMPS, rollercoaster emotions, rollercoaster ride, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of the crypto rollercoaster ride? Well, hop on our Minecraft server where the only thing dumping is your enemies into lava pits! Our server is so stable, even BTC can’t bring us down. Join us for a wild ride of mining, building, and trolling your friends. Who needs altcoins when you can have diamonds? Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server. Trust us, it’s a better investment than any crypto out there!

VirginLoserBullyFem

arousal, bully, control, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, FANTASY, femanon, fetish, Humiliation, jerk off, kink, Loser, power play, Roleplay, sexual tension, submissive, taboo, Tease, Virgin, VirginLoserBullyFem

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	6733	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	7215

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where a mysterious femanon will bully and tease you for being a virgin loser while you jerk off!

Join us for the ultimate humiliation experience as you try to survive in a world where your self-esteem is constantly being crushed by a merciless stranger. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be roasted like never before!