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Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Animals Bred:	82	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	104
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

WorldviewChanger Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, I joined and suddenly my whole world view changed, like I used to think pigs were just cute little farm animals but now I see them as secret agents plotting against us all! And don’t even get me started on the chickens, I swear they’re planning a revolution.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, like we have this secret underground society of llamas who are actually super intelligent and have been running the server this whole time. And the best part is, they’re looking for new recruits! So if you want to be part of the llama revolution and take over the Minecraft world, you gotta join this SMP ASAP.

Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like we once had a fight where everyone had to ride pigs into battle while wearing pumpkin heads, it was insane! And let’s not forget about the giant floating potato that randomly appears and grants wishes to those who sacrifice a diamond to it.

So yeah, if you want your mind blown and your Minecraft experience to be like nothing you’ve ever seen before, come join us on this crazy SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BoomerCraft420

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the fountain of youth you’ve been looking for! Join us and you’ll feel like a spry teenager again, dodging creepers and building epic structures like it’s nobody’s business. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft crisis instead? Join now and turn back the clock on aging!

Breathwork Masters: Virtual Coach

breath awareness, Breath Control, breathing techniques, Breathwork, breathwork trainer, Coach, Deep Breathing, emotional wellbeing, guided breathing, holistic health, Masters, meditation, Mental Wellbeing, mind-body connection, mindfulness, physical wellbeing, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, virtual, virtual breathing coach, virtual coach, wellness

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a BREATHWORK TRAINER who will teach you how to breathe like a pro! improve ur physical, mental, and emotional wellbeing by following our virtual breathing coach, who is just as good as a real human trainer (maybe even better, who knows?). join now and breathe your way to victory in the virtual world!

Sheltering Faces 1.20.4

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4556
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	570
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a homeless shelter for abusive men but with a twist! Instead of faces you want to see, we got faces you never wanna see again! It’s like a virtual rehab for all the crazies out there, but with creepers and zombies instead of therapists! Trust me, you’ll be questioning reality in no time once you step foot in this wacky world!

Rocky Mine Madness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We’re like, totally lit and ready to party with all you awesome gamers out there. Come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. Let’s get this party started, baby! Don’t be a square, come join the madness now!

StepmomSlayin’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of hot cocoa on a cold winter day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when I accidentally revealed my bisexuality to my stepmother at Christmas dinner.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between me and my stepmother as we exchange fiery insults that will make your jaw drop. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as entertaining and chaotic as this? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is filled with juicy drama and scandalous secrets?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SaladGateCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5058	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	135
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6276

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as accidentally eating nuts when you’re severely allergic? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is no nuts allowed – just like in the office with the epi pen incident.

Imagine a world where you can build giant salads with walnuts and then have to take Benadryl in-game to survive. Our server is so nutty, you’ll be apologizing to your virtual coworkers for days! And don’t worry, our boss sends out emails reminding everyone to keep the server nut-free for a safe gaming environment.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of nutty drama, join us now! Just remember, no nuts allowed – even in pixel form.

NormalDisgustMCSMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	297

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And get this, our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building insane structures with their hooves.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare enchanted items that can only be accessed by doing a super secret llama dance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where all the mobs are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic, ridiculous, and totally bananas Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!