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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 3791 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 4397 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Magic Items Found: | 2698 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
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