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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 2069 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a sneaky army of evil llamas.
But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this pic would have been sex in the actual serialization.