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PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

2 years old, aita, approach dogs, barking dog, danger, Distance, dog barking, drinking water, front yard, hot out, House, insane person, irresponsible parent, lady yelling, My Kid, Permission, pissed, playing in daily, playing outside, PupCraft, stranger, strangers dog, supervise my son, supervise my son better, woof, YARD

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	6945	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BlockyBanterMC

adult humor, adult joke, BlockyBanterMC, crude joke, dirty humor, dirty joke, explicit humor, explicit joke, funny, humor, inappropriate humor, inappropriate joke, JOKE, mature humor, naughty joke, NSFW, obscene joke, off-color joke, raunchy joke, risque joke, vulgar joke

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Items Found:	1441
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

celebration, city of lights, cultural event, Eiffel Tower, Entertainment, Event, extravagant display, fashion, Festivities, fireworks, French capital, grand spectacle, iconic landmarks, lights up, Minecraft, Music, opening ceremony, Paris, ParisianPixel, Performances, red carpet, Server, unique style

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

beat, cleric, controversy, CraftyClericsWifeBeating101, cultural norms, domestic violence, Gender Roles, hot water, HUMAN RIGHTS, instructing, Islam, Marriage, Misogyny, Muslim, Proper ways, Religion, Russian, Social Issues, traditional beliefs, Wife, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ores Mined:	1490
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

GrillmastersGuild

art, Chefs, Consumption, Cooking, cooking techniques, cuisine, culinary arts, culinary professionals, culinary skills, deceased remains, Food, food preparation, Gastronomy, Gourmet, GrillmastersGuild, kitchen, meal preparation, morticians, Preparation, superior manner, trained professionals

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Star Shards Collected:	70	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

LoloGeta. – . Minecraft server

cheapest, clan battles, Donate, donates, Griefing, hard battles, LoloGeta, Minecraft, Rubles, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Ores Mined:	7176	Void Armor Forged:	19
Farms Harvested:	703	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

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Get a life on LumaMC… just not in real life. Survival, Towny, Jobs, and more!

Adventures, alliances, Artmap, Community, Competitions, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fishing, hoarder, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Life, LumaMC, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, real, RICHEST, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Features
Towny
mcMMO
Custom Items
Player-Based Economy
Hoarder Plugin
Ranks System
Artmap Plugin
Dynamic Seasons World

Jobs

FAQ

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to establish and grow their own towns, form alliances, and build a community. It is also used as the main claiming system on LumaMC.

How do I level up my skills with mcMMO?

You can level up your skills by simply performing actions related to that skill. For example, mining will increase your Mining skill.

What are Custom Items?

Custom items on LumaMC are items that have special abilities and unique skills. These items add an extra layer of depth to the gameplay experience.

How does the Player-Based Economy work?

The Player-Based Economy on LumaMC allows players to engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics. It adds a dynamic element to the in-game economy.

What is the Hoarder Plugin?

The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

How does the Ranks System work?

The Ranks System on LumaMC allows players to climb the ranks by earning different titles and abilities. It provides a sense of progression and achievement in the game.

What can I do with the Artmap Plugin?

The Artmap Plugin allows players to express their creativity with map designs and make their mark on the server. It gives players a platform to showcase their artistic talents.

How does the Dynamic Seasons World work?

The Dynamic Seasons World on LumaMC transforms based on the season, with times of day and weather syncing up to real life (Northern hemisphere). It adds realism and immersion to the gameplay experience.

What are Fishing Competitions and Custom fishing?

Fishing Competitions on LumaMC allow players to test their fishing skills and compete for rewards. Custom fishing means that fish caught in these competitions are unique and have special attributes.

How can I earn cash with Jobs?

Players can work jobs on LumaMC to earn cash and make their way up the ranks or become the richest player on the server. Jobs provide a way for players to earn in-game currency through various activities.

Why should I choose LumaMC as my Minecraft server?

LumaMC offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience with exclusive features and a vibrant community. Our server is continuously evolving with exciting content updates and events. We value player feedback and strive to create a collaborative space where every player can thrive and enjoy endless adventures.

DiversityCraft Minecraft Server

Diversity, diversity and inclusion, diversity in the workplace, diversity pledge, diversity pledge action, diversity pledge advocacy, diversity pledge awareness, diversity pledge campaign, diversity pledge challenge, diversity pledge commitment, diversity pledge initiative, diversity pledge movement, diversity pledge participation, diversity pledge support, DiversityCraft, equality, inclusion, Minecraft, PLEDGE, Server, social justice, Workplace Diversity

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old biomes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of craziness! We’ve got llamas that can talk, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Plus, we have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VirginityVillager in Minecraft SMP

cultural beliefs, death, emotional impact, Expectations, Experience, Gender Roles, inferior life, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal choices, PRESSURE, regret, relationships, self worth, Sexuality, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillager

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of living an inferior life because you haven’t taken a girl’s virginity in Minecraft yet? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must conquer the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower in hand to prove your worthiness to take a girl’s Minecraft virginity! Join us now and become the ultimate Chad of the block world. Death will no longer be eagerly awaited, but feared by all who oppose you!