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GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

gipory.shulker.com:25640

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	131
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	5894
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Potions Brewed:	59

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	69

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

PokeTech

Auctions, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Events, FTB, Markets, Minecraft, Pixelmon, pixelmon community, Player-Run Gyms, Playtime Rewards, Pokemon Tournaments, PokeTech, PvE, Ranks, Roleplay, Survival, survival server, Tcg Card Tournaments, Vote Rewards

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5901	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21

This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

104.224.55.232

🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

Advanced, Advanced technology, Cities, complex, Create Conquer, Create Conquer 1.20.1, create mod, create mods, Engineering, engineering systems, Immersive, Industrial, industrial minecraft, Jobs, mechanical, mechanical wonders, mechanisms, minecraft server, Pets, Shop, Technology, Wonders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mines Excavated:	3353	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

createconquer.metalauncher.ru

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZZZFriends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!