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ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

parenting philosophy, parenting traditions, parenting choices, parenting beliefs, parenting

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

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CraftyFashionFails

embarrassing style, fashion mistakes, style regrets, fashion mishaps, fashion choices

Are you tired of boring old fashion trends? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have the most outrageous fashion trends you’ve ever seen! From diamond-encrusted armor to glow-in-the-dark boots, you’ll be the talk of the server in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashion Police, who roam the land in search of fashion offenders. Get caught wearing mismatched armor? Prepare to face the consequences!

Join our server now and show off your unique sense of style – just make sure it’s up to par with our high fashion standards!

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MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

Canada, world affairs, blocks, international relations, Politics

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

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Hot Mess Minecraft Server

climate adaptation, climate change, study, #sustainability, climate policy

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train, yo! So like, imagine dis, right? You join dis server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the sun is so hot, it’s like you’re walking on lava, bruh! Like, the global warming is so cray cray that the whole Earth is on fire, but don’t worry, we got cool ice blocks to chill on, ya feel me?

And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!

So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!

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TYSMP

Builders, Discord, application, friendly community, Survival

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TYSMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Features	Singleplayer experience in multiplayer, survival redstoners, builders, grinders
Server Rules	No griefing, stealing, raiding
Server Status	Online for about 2 months

FAQ

Version: 1.21.1

All vanilla mechanics intact, all farms and redstone work as intended.

No griefing, stealing or raiding.

The server has been online about 2 months now.

Crypto Craft Mixer 1.21.1

scam, government control, Crypto, tor network, dirty crypto

Guys, listen up! So me and my buddies were chilling, sipping on some drinks, and we started talking about how the government is controlling us and making us work for peanuts. And then, BAM, I had this genius idea – let’s get into crypto laundering for some sweet cash money! We’re not scammers, we’re just broke and messed up, okay? So, here’s the deal – join our public Telegram channel for all the deets on how to reach us: t.me/bestmixerever. We know all about blockchain stuff and can handle multiple transactions, so even if we take a small cut, you won’t even notice. And just so you know, I’m using Tor and like a million VPNs to write this, so you know it’s legit. Join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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CraftyDadFamWedding

relationships, Respect, Boundaries, decision, celebration

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no pesky siblings trying to steal your inheritance.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Plus, you won’t have to worry about inviting any annoying cousins to your virtual wedding.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a good time!

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Skillz4DayzMC

Expertise, rapid skill acquisition, learning new skills, honing skills, skill development

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of building giant chicken statues that come to life and lay diamond eggs! Imagine roaming the land on your majestic diamond egg-laying chicken, ruling over all the other players with your poultry power. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

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ClimatePurgeCraft

climate change, Environment, Science, ClimatePurgeCraft, Politics

lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty

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Finger Fun Land

Letters, d.., numerical system, b.., hypothetical scenarios

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.

if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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