Minecraft SMP: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE! – The Woolly Warrior

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the BAAAAAAANE of existence! Join us and witness the chaos as our players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as their loyal pets.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a utopia for llamas. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with enchanted golden carrots. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

GF & Friends: Storm Out Zone

Angry, Boundaries, Communication, Controlling, criticism, discussion, Friends, Girlfriend, inappropriate, Invasion, judgment, love, overreacting, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Storm, storming out, UNCOMFORTABLE, Zone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Votes:	3527
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are always respected…unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Once, a player built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, only to have it come to life and start dancing the Macarena. Another time, a group of players formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest item in the game: the elusive “Chicken Nugget Sword.”

But beware, we’ve had players who tried to invade our server with armies of zombie pigs riding on giant chickens. Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated by our fearless moderators armed with enchanted diamond swords.

So come join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Enchantments Applied:	275	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	26	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Star Shards Collected:	201
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Villages Defended:	8

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7307
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	24	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

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