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Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	119201
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

HygieneCraft Minecraft Server

age, body shape, hygiene, HygieneCraft, Intimacy, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Physical attraction, pussy, Race, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, sexual compatibility, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual partners, sexual pleasure, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Taste

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Votes:	8284	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t ask the real questions? Well, look no further! Join our server and ponder the important things in life, like whether pussy tastes the same no matter what. Our community of players is always up for a lively debate and you never know what outrageous topic will come up next. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground cat cult that worships the mystical power of feline companions. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else!

GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer

aita, Apologize.., Ban, Cut off, DEFEND, duped, family, fiance’s friend, Friends, Gender Reveal, gender reveal party, GenderRevealPartyMinecraftServer, innocent, malicious intent, patternity test, Pregnancy, Protect, Sensitive, snide remarks, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9362	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of drama in your life? Looking for a place to escape and have some fun? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a rollercoaster!

We promise no one will question the paternity of your pixelated baby or make snide remarks about your virtual fashion choices. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Spooky fun for everyone!

CreeperCrashers

aita, apologised, Applying, Boyfriend, CreeperCrashers, double date, drinks, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, Friends, Girlfriend, Jobless, Lazy, out of order, Partners, Paying, ROUNDS, specific job, unemployed

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Emeralds Found:	948

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about moochers like my girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes equally… unless you’re a creeper, then you can just explode and cause chaos, we don’t mind that kind of freeloaders!

Our server is full of exciting adventures, like trying to survive the night without getting blown up by creepers or finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines. Plus, we have a strict “no moochers allowed” policy, so you won’t have to worry about someone expecting you to pay for their virtual drinks.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server around, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any lazy freeloaders ruining the fun. Who needs a boyfriend who won’t even buy a round of drinks when you can have a whole community of gamers who actually contribute? Join now and let the adventures begin!

PleasureCraftXYZ

anonymous sharing, arousal, Boundaries, boundary-pushing, community insights, community insights Sensual experimentation, community insights Sensual exploration, Curiosity, experimentation, hidden desires Unconventional pleasures, hidden fantasies Erotic experimentation, hidden fantasies Erotic exploration, hidden pleasures Unconventional toys, Intimacy, intimate desires Taboo fantasies, intimate exploration, intimate secrets, kink Female pleasure, personal satisfaction Female arousal, Pleasure, pleasure seeking Taboo pleasures, PleasureCraftXYZ, question Sexual exploration, reddit, Self Discovery, self-exploration, sensation Intimate objects, sensory pleasures Reddit discussions, sensory stimulation Reddit confessions, sexual discovery Female pleasure seeking, sexual discovery Female sexuality, taboo Personal satisfaction, unconventional desires, unconventional toys, unique experiences, unique experiences Reddit discussion, weird, Women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8361	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will tickle your funny bone and stimulate your creativity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and experience a world where the weirdest things are not only accepted, but encouraged! Build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even start a farm with exploding chickens – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most bizarre and hilarious community you’ll ever meet. From players who communicate solely in cat memes to builders who construct entire cities out of cheese, you’ll never be bored with the eclectic cast of characters on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild – who knows, you might even discover a new pleasure you never knew you had!

NeuroCraft: SunkCostVortex

behavioral economics, brain activity, brain function, brain mapping, brain region, brain region identification, brain study, cognitive bias, cognitive neuroscience, Commitment, Decision making, decision making process, goals, NeuroCraft, neuroscience, Psychology, research, sunk cost fallacy, SunkCostVortex, ventromedial prefrontal cortex, vmPFC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

are you tired of your brain making you do dumb stuff? well come join our minecraft server and leave that ventromedial prefrontal cortex in the dust! we promise you won’t be stuck in the sunk cost fallacy here, just endless fun and crazy adventures! our server is like a brain vacation, where you can let loose and build to your heart’s content without worrying about silly things like commitment. so come on, join us and let your vmPFC take a break while you explore, create, and laugh your way through the best minecraft server ever!

★ LucidMC ★ [Survival Roleplay] ★ [Land Claiming] ★ [Resource Gathering] ★ [Grief Free] ★ [Immersive World] ★ Join Today!

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, #youtube, acceptance, Adult, Anarchy, Anime, Anticheat, Castle, Chaos, Chestshop, Community, creativity, creeper, Discord, Economy, Enchants, expressive, FANTASY, Fly, girl, Grief, grief-free, hermitcraft, House, hypixel, immersive world, Kingdom, Kits, Land claiming, Legit, Lgbt, LifeSteal, LucidMC, Magic, memes, Modded, new, non toxic, Old, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, Shop, SKY, Small, smp, Spells, Survival, survival roleplay, sword, Teleport, twitch, Unique Community, Warp, Weirdness, zombie

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	4876
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Java IP: LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

Bedrock IP: LucidMCBedrock.play-minecraft.net Port: 1984

Discord: discord.gg/gCsUVe3G

Welcome to LucidMC, a server with a unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way.

This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted.

Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

LucidCraft.play-minecraft.net

ChipCraft – Cozy Adventures in MC Server

Adventures, Al-Quds Brigades, Ansarullah, Chip, ChipCraft, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, F-22 Raptor, Gaza Strip, Hamas, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Nakba Documentary, Netanyahu, News, occupation, palestine, Rafah city, resistance, Server, State Department, Terrorist, TJD13, tkd, US Marine, war cabinet

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning reality! Why join, you ask? Well, our server is so insane that even the Glowniggers are trying to sabotage us – that’s how you know we’re doing something right!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server you’ll deny Israel’s legitimacy, denounce the Talmud, and endorse TKD (Total Kike Death) – it’s all in good fun, we promise! Plus, we have the latest news straight from the #Hamas movement in #Lebanon, reports of downed F-22 Raptors in Yemen, and shelling of Zionist enemy soldiers in Gaza. And if that’s not enough, we even have a guide to the Israel-Palestine conflict that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, things can get a little crazy around here – but isn’t that what makes it all so fun?

PolishCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, European country, foreign relations, heritage, i love poland, international relations, love, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, my country, national pride, patriotism, Polish people, PolishCraft, Server, solidarity, tourism, travel, Unity

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Are you a fan of pierogis, vodka, and dancing the polka? Then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! We’ve got more Polish pride than a pierogi eating contest at a polka festival. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few rounds of Minecraft bingo with a side of kielbasa. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – because on this server, we’re all about that Polska power!

MineCraftAddictz

addiction, addictive personality, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, cravings, dependency, emotional regulation, habits, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftAddictz, Obsession, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, support groups, Therapy, treatment options, triggers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Items Found:	2690
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you addicted to mining diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Or maybe you can’t resist the urge to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history? Well, you’re in luck because our server is the perfect place for all your addictive Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us and escape to a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you cower in fear at the sight of a zombie pigman?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your Minecraft addiction run wild! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks because once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop.